And the dumbest criminals of the week are…

Marcus Kalani Watson and Rogussia Eddie Allen Danielson! Let’s hear it for these to disgraces to the gene pool! These two criminal masterminds, now residing in a comfortable jail are just the sort of criminals law enforcement desires. Dumb and dumber.

Now just what did these two Megamind wannabes do you ask? Well, in a report from Fox News, they thought it was a simply smashing idea to rob banks and then post their pictures, WITH the money on Facebook. Here are the amusing details.

Probably the first rule of committing armed robbery, don’t post yourself with the cash you stole on your social media account. But that’s exactly what Marcus Kalani Watson and Rogussia Eddie Allen Danielson did, according to an Aug. 11 FBI affidavit made public Aug. 12. Watson, 19, who goes by the name Kiki Seui, was indicted by the FBI as the “mastermind” of a series of armed robberies in which he targeted Oahu banks and a recycling center.

Dear FBI, when describing a criminal mastermind, Marcus Watson is not the first name that comes to mind. Al Capone, Meyer Lansky, Harry Reid, and Hillary Clinton, they come to mind as criminal masterminds. Watson comes to mind as the poster child of what NOT to do if one wants to be a criminal mastermind.

Watson posted himself holding two thick wads of cash in his cover photo on Facebook on April 24, two days after his first armed robbery at Reynolds Recycling Center on Salt Lake Boulevard, where the affidavit said Watson “threatened force, violence and fear of injury.”

Yeah, right. Allow me to give you some advice there Sparky. When planning a criminal act, first, take more then five minutes over a beer to do it. Second, leave your electronics at home. Not in the getaway bus or skateboard, turned off and at home. And finally, and most importantly, STAY THE HECK OFF OF FACEBOOK! You two morons are giving criminals a bad name. Why Capone or Clinton would probably just have you dumped in the river wearing cement overshoes just for breathing the same air that they do. Well, since the FBI is involved, that makes it a federal crime, so allow me to give you a little prison poetry.

Commit a crime with gun in hand will get you 20 to life in the can.

Bubye dumbasses!

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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