Good day all. Yesterday, during a press conference, Barack Obama announced that he didn’t have a strategy for dealing with ISIS.
This came as a shock to pretty much everyone. It was thought that at the very least, Der Fubar had some ideas on dealing with this issue. The military must have contingency plans. Nope, Obama basically said “I got nuthin.”
Since then, the White House has been in full panic mode of the Hindmost’s latest admission to utter incompetence. So desperate are they to show that Il Douche is truly relevant, they have taken to denying what came from the liar’s own mouth.
Well, I have just been contacted by an anonymous source and Obama has developed a strategy. It is highly classified, but I think the world needs to know. So, here is Obama’s personal strategy for dealing with ISIS.
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Announce that I have a strategy.
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State that due to security, this strategy must remain secret.
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Go play golf.
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Attend more fundraisers.
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Take a vacation.
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Invite Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi ((Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai)) to a beer summit ((The “Beer Summit”)) to work out issues.
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Continue discussions with Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi on the Andrews Air Force base Golf Course.
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Insult the Republicans.
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Attend more fundraisers.
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Announce that ISIS is no longer a threat.
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Take a vacation.
And there you have it. Obama’s strategy for dealing with ISIS. I think it’s time to seriously consider getting that IWI Tavor I’ve been looking at. Jewish gun, good for shooting radical Muslim terrorists.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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