Horrors! Golf courses snub King Putt!

Good day all. News has come out that a terrible injustice has occurred. Several exclusive golf courses have REFUSED to allow Barack Obama to play on their courses over the Labor Day weekend.

It wasn’t one club, it was three and all of them refused to allow King Putt a tee time. Here are the details from Politico:

Some of New York’s most exclusive golf clubs would not let President Barack Obama play over Labor Day weekend, according to a report. The Trump National Golf Club, Winged Foot and Willow Ridge rejected requests to let Obama tee off, which may have required the clubs to close their doors to regular members, WNBC reported.

The Trump National Golf Course? Well that explains one of the rejections. Donald Trump is not a fan of Barack Obama, so I’m sure he told them not to let King Putt anywhere near his course. I’m sure they used some sort of excuse about inconveniencing their members to keep Il Douche off the property.

White House staffers allegedly gave just a day or two of notice to golf courses in the area where the president was scheduled to stay on Friday evening after attending fundraising events in New York and Rhode Island.

Labor Day weekend is one of the busiest times for golf courses, and courses may not have wanted to inconvenience members, who can pay $100,000 a year or more in initiation fees, it was reported.

Why, that’s preposterous! Don’t they know who this is? How dare they even consider the needs of those rich “One Percenters” over the desires of His Royal Incompetence, King Putt! Don’t they understand that whatever Obama wants, he will get? I’m sure this is just racism. I have no doubt King Putt’s High Lord Investigator, Eric Holder, will be sending out the Inquisitors shortly.

And I expect that these clubs will be notified by the Internal Revenue Service that they are going to be audited. Then there will be an investigation by the Environmental Protection Agency on just how much of a carbon footprint those golf carts have. I’m sure they will find that massive fines and confiscation of the property will be required. The nerve of these serfs, denying their betters.