Obama in Asia…Again

Now that His Royal Highness, King Putt has been told by the serfs that they aren’t to happy with his policies, His Nibs has decided to do what he does so well. Go on vacation…I mean a foreign tour to meet with some Asian World Leaders.

Obama is currently in China, trying to appear relevant, (And as usual failing miserably), with meetings with the leaders of the People’s Republic of China. Here are some of the details on Der Fubar’s journey to the deep, dark lands of irrelevance from Fox News:

His influence at home quickly fading, President Obama is looking east to China, the opening stop of a three-country tour that will test his ability to play a commanding role on the world stage during his final two years in office.

Commanding role? As the last six years have shown, when it comes to the world stage, Il Douche is nothing more then a second rate bit player.

Once treated like a global superstar, Obama arrived Monday in Beijing under far different circumstances, with his most powerful days behind him. Upon his arrival in the Chinese capital, Obama stepped off Air Force One and onto a red carpet, where an honor guard of dozens lined his path.

This is just the standard greeting of a head of state. If Obama was actually relevant, they would have thrown rose petals at his feet. Oh wait, I confused that with his last visit the Democrat National Convention for his coronation acceptance of the nomination in 2012.

The trip marks one of Obama’s final opportunities to deliver on his goal to amplify U.S. influence in Asia. In China, Myanmar and Australia, leaders will be rendering judgment on whether Obama’s lofty ambitions in Asia-Pacific have been sidetracked by festering crises in Eastern Europe, Africa and the Middle East.

Lofty ambitions? What lofty ambitions? In reality, thanks to Obama’s utter incompetence, the United States has lost almost all influence in Asia. It will take years, perhaps decades to recover from that SCoaMF’s so called “Policies” along the Pacific Rim.

“This is going to be a tough trip for the president,” said Ernest Bower, an Asia expert at the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington. He said Asian leaders were viewing Obama’s trip with a key question in mind: Who is Barack Obama after the midterm elections?

I can answer that. Barack Obama is a complete non-entity in American politics. Oh he is still President of the United States, and he does have a preference for ignoring little things like the Constitution and the Rule of Law. I have no doubt he will act unilaterally and illegally in punishing America for it’s insolence. However, with the new Republican majority in the Senate, along with many surviving Democrats bitter at Obama’s track record of only caring about himself, I think he’s in for a very rough two final years.

U.S. allies such as Japan and South Korea have pressed for a greater American presence, partly to counter China’s growing influence. Yet Obama’s mission against the Islamic State group and his government’s Ebola response have diverted U.S. military and financial resources elsewhere.

Perhaps if Japan and South Korea had some really good golf courses that were under threat from China, he might have been persuaded to pay more attention.

“The president remains deeply committed to his Asia rebalancing strategy, and its implementation will remain a top priority throughout the second term,” said Obama’s national security adviser, Susan Rice.

Bwahahahahaha! Obama’s “Rebalancing” strategy is pull back from the Pacific Rim and let the Chinese have it. As you might expect, the Chinese see just how weak and worthless Obama is.

In a sign of the political climate facing Obama in China, state-run media have been mocking him in the days before his visit.

“Obama always utters ‘Yes, we can,’ which led to the high expectations people had for him,” read an editorial in the English-language Global Times. “But he has done an insipid job, offering nearly nothing to his supporters. U.S. society has grown tired of his banality.”

Hmm, much as I should jump to the defense of the President of the United States, I can’t. The Chinese hit this nail squarely on the head. Obama is and always has been a weak, incompetent idiot with a serious narcissistic streak. After Obama makes an ass of himself in China, he will be traveling to Myanmar, (Burma), and then down to Australia. I have no idea what he hopes to accomplish in Burma. Perhaps he thinks he can get a really good shave there ((Burma-Shave)). As for Australia? He probably wants to have a chat with Crocodile Dundee ((Mick “Crocodile” Dundee)) while having some BBQ’d shrimp ((Shrimp on the barbie)). Frankly, he should just stop off in Indonesia and get some of his favorite dish, Stir-Fried Bowser.

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