John Kerry breaks leg. Iran claims it’s “Allah’s Will”

Good day all. It seems that John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry fell off his bicycle in Geneva, Switzerland and broke his femur.

Now first, breaking a femur is a major medical issue. However, the fact that Liveshot fell off his bike is hilarious. Of course, if he had fallen on his face, there would have been minimal damage. (Well, the road would have been dug up a bit)

Kerry is returning to the United States, which has annoyed the Iranians. Now they might have to deal with someone who actually knows how to negotiate instead of peremptorily surrender.

The Iranians have declared that this is “Allah’s Will,” (Aloha Snackbar), and that it is punishment for Kerry and Obama not personally delivering to Iran 100 W88 nuclear warheads. In addition, Garmin is looking for a refund on the advertising contract they have with Kerry.

Kerry will be sidelined for a while depending on the damage to his leg. This may set back the timetable on Obama’s surrender to Iran by a few months. I’ve also heard that ISIS has offered to amputate Kerry’s leg at the 5^th cervical vertebra in order to speed his negotiations with Allah. (Aloha Snackbar)

As you can see, I am not being at all sympathetic to Kerry’s injury. I think he should be serving a life sentence in a federal prison for his actions during the Vietnam war, not serving as Secretary of State to a failed president. With a bit of luck, Kerry’s injury will slow down Obama’s capitulation to Iran over their nuclear program. We shall see. Meanwhile, here’s a little music Liveshot can listen to as he recovers.

[youtuber youtube=’http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q’]

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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