Good day all, we have a winner in the category of “The Stupid Criminal of the Week” category. This losers name is Dashawn Terrell Cochran. What makes Dashawn Terrell Cochran a stupid criminal, besides committing a crime?
You are going to love this. When Dashawn went to make his escape, his getaway car was an Uber car.
Yes, this criminal mastermind hired an Uber car to make his getaway. Here are the details from ABC News:
A 23-year-old man suspected of armed robbery tried to take an Uber car to help him get away after he held up a store outside Baltimore, police said.
The suspect, Dashawn Terrell Cochran, was at a store in Parkville, Maryland, early Wednesday morning when he allegedly took a bottle of Tylenol cold medicine to the register, the Baltimore County Police Department said. Police said he then pointed a gun at an employee and demanded money. Cochran ran from the store with an undisclosed amount of cash, but officers began to track his path, police said. Cochran was seen getting into the back of a silver Lexus, and when officers pulled the car over, the driver said he was an Uber driver, police said.
I don’t use Uber, but even I know that arranging for an Uber ride to be used as a getaway car is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of. I wonder is Dashawn was watching “The Transporter” one to many times? The police quickly pulled the Uber car over and rounded up Dumbass Cochran.
The driver and a second passenger were released since it was determined they “had nothing to do with the robbery,” police said. Cochran was charged with armed robbery, first-degree assault, second-degree assault and theft less than $1,000, Cpl. John Wachter of the Baltimore County Police Department told ABC News.
It’s a pity they can’t charge this moron with criminal stupidity. Well, if this knothead were actually smart, he wouldn’t be robbing a drugstore.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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