Good day all. I’ve just learned that President SCoaMF Barack Obama will be giving a speech from the Oval office tonight. This will be the first speech from the Oval Office since he announced he was running away from the enemy and pulling our troops out of Iraq in 2010.
The speech tonight is allegedly supposed to “Reassure” the nation after the terrorist attack in San Bernardino last week. As to the exact content of the speech, I have no information, however, I will be happy to make a guess.
Der Fubar will talk about, in no particular order:
- Common Sense Gun Control and how that will prevent future attacks by Islamic Terrorists.
- Workplace violence caused by people insulting Islam and ISIS.
- How this is all George Bush’s fault
- That he, (Obama), is now going to get tough with ISIS and draw a red line in the sand
- Speak about all the wonderful Syrian Refugees coming into America, and how all these men between the ages of 18 and 45 who are unmarried pose no threat since they have all be properly vetted.
- That America must get over it’s irrational fear of Islam and that no Muslim ever engages in terrorism.
- Blame the Republican controlled congress for not passing his spending plans and how they are causing Global warming.
I think that should sum it up. We shall see just how accurate I am. Actually, I plan to be watching The Librarians when Il Douche is on tonight.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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