Good day all. I hope you had a great Independence Day weekend. Somehow, I don’t think a certain drunk and stupid moron in Iowa is. In fact, he’s luck to be alive after the stunt he pulled in a bar.
Here’s what happened. A complete idiot named Ralmanzow Bell decided it would be fun to yell out “Allah Akbar” while wearing a backpack. Here are the details on this idiot from the Daily Mail:
A 21-year-old man caused panic at an Iowa restaurant when he jumped up on the bar, yelled at everyone to be quiet and then yelled: ‘Allah is the only one true god’. Patrons at the Horsewood’s Restaurant in Caldwell, Idaho, immediately fled the room on Friday night, running through every door as they left their purses on the chairs and cell phones on the table. They thought there might be a bomb in his backpack. There were rumors he had a gun.
But Ralmanzow Bell wasn’t declaring a terrorist attack. He was merely drunk, said authorities. Police were on the scene within two minutes, but the bartenders already had Bell under control.
There were definitely no sheep in this bar. They went after this moron and risked being blown up.
Christopher Ozuna ripped Bell’s backpack off and immediately began to run.
‘All this is going on real fast and I’m just trying to get him away,’ Ozuna told KTVB.
Ozuna ran into a nearby alley with the backpack, scared something might be inside.
‘Everybody is telling me throw the bag, don’t carry it,’ he told KIVI.
‘But, you know, I’m trying to get it as far away as I possibly can. You know, better me than a hundred people.’
Staff members tackled Bell to the ground and held him until police arrived.
‘Instincts kicked in that this may be a terrorism attack,’ owner Aaron Horsewood told KTVB. ‘Whether it was legitimate or not, that’s how you view it at the moment.’
And probably kicked the snot out of him too.
He has been charged with disorderly conduct. Houdley said Bell, who has an extensive history with police, was ‘shocked’ by his own actions when he sobered up.
Authorities have since forwarded information about Bell’s case to the FBI.
I don’t know if this idiot actually is a Muslim, but I’m sure he’s going to just love the deep, twisting, oversized anal probe the FBI is going to give him. Of course, I think he would prefer that to what could have happened. Thanks to the Islamic terrorist in Florida a couple of weeks ago, people are being extra cautious, and a lot of them are “packing heat.”
I wouldn’t be surprised that many bars and restaurants might have firearms on premises. Rather than running, someone might have pulled his/her gun and put a few rounds into Ding Dong Bell. Congratulations to our latest Stupid Criminal of the week.
Thatisall
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