Good day all. Now that President Trump is in the process of Making America Great Again, what is going on with Felonia von Pantsuit and Bubba Horndog? Well, news came out that they are going to close down their “Foundation.”
The Clinton Global Initiative, better known as the Clinton Cartel Cash Machine, was basically set up to funnel bribes to the Clintons. They claimed it was to help the poor and downtrodden, however very little of the money every made it to “The little people in need.”
The Clintons claimed that they were going close it down anyway “to avoid the appearance, (If not the fact), of a conflict of interest.” In reality, if Felonia had won, there is no way they would have shut down that cash cow. Now, however, they are running into a small problem. Here are a few details in an editorial from the Investor’s Business Daily:
While everyone’s been gearing up for President Trump’s inauguration, the Clinton Foundation made a major announcement this week that went by with almost no notice: For all intents and purposes, it’s closing its doors. In a tax filing, the Clinton Global Initiative said it’s firing 22 staffers and closing its offices, a result of the gusher of foreign money that kept the foundation afloat suddenly drying up after Hillary Clinton failed to win the presidency.
Gee, I wonder why all those donations have stopped coming in? Well, IBD has an idea.
It proves what we’ve said all along: The Clinton Foundation was little more than an influence-peddling scheme to enrich the Clintons, and had little if anything to do with “charity,” either overseas or in the U.S.
Now this doesn’t make sense. I thought the Clintons had all these wealthy people and nations donating to a good cause. You know, the poor. Oh wait. I forgot. The Clintons left the White House dead broke, so they must have put themselves at the top of the list to receive “assistance” from all those generous nations, like Russia and Saudi Arabia. There can’t be anything to this corruption thing, could there?
That sound you heard starting in November was checkbooks being snapped shut in offices around the world by people who had hoped their donations would buy access to the next president of the United States.
And why not? There was a strong precedent for it in Hillary Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state. While serving as the nation’s top diplomat, the Clinton Foundation took money from at least seven foreign governments — a clear breach of Clinton’s pledge on taking office that there would be total separation between her duties and the foundation.
Oh that’s just fake news put out by the Vast Right-wing Conspiracy. They’ve been out to get Felonia and Bubba for decades. There’s no proof that Felonia was selling her office as Secretary of State, is there?
All the way back in May, we outlined how the Clinton Foundation had taken in $100 million from a collection of Gulf sheikhs and billionaires, along with millions from private businesses, who expected — and received — special access to the State Department’s top official, Hillary.
In his 2015 book “Clinton Cash,” author Peter Schweizer showed how during Hillary’s years in government “the Clintons have conducted or facilitated hundreds of large transactions (either as private citizens or government officials) with foreign governments, corporations and private financiers.” He called the sums going to the Clintons “staggering.”
Using the Freedom of Information Act, Judicial Watch in August obtained emails (that had been hidden from investigators) showing that Clinton’s top State Department aide, Huma Abedin, had given “special expedited access to the secretary of state” for those who gave $25,000 to $10 million to the Clinton Foundation. Many of those were facilitated by a former executive of the foundation, Doug Band, who headed Teneo, a shell company that managed the Clintons’ affairs.
Oh I’m sure there’s nothing to all this. It’s all just a coincidence and happenstance. Everyone knows that Felonia von Pantsuit and Bubba Horndog are above reproach and as innocent as a new born babe.
As Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said at the time, “These new emails confirm that Hillary Clinton abused her office by selling favors to Clinton Foundation donors.”
Well, we know those emails actually came from Russia. They are just more Fake News sent to Wikileaks by those #DamnRussianHackers. That’s why Felonia and her minions didn’t turn them over to the investigators. Why waste their time with fake emails.
The seedy saga doesn’t end there. Indeed, there are so many facets to it, some may never be known. But there is still at least one and possibly four active federal investigations into the Clintons’ supposed charity.
And one of those investigations is being run by the U.S. Attorney in New York. Interestingly, he was asked to stay on by President Trump. Not just until he was replaced, but for another full term. Something about him being incorruptible and terribly good at his job. But I’m sure he will find nothing. Everyone knows that any investigation into the Clintons is just another witch hunt by the Vast Alt-Right Conspiracy, and that there is no “There, There.”
Americans aren’t willing to forgive and forget. Earlier this month, the IBD/TIPP Poll asked Americans whether they would like President Obama to pardon Hillary for any crimes she may have committed as secretary of state, including the illegal use of an unsecured homebrew email server. Of those queried, 57% said no. So if public sentiment is any guide, the Clintons’ problems may just be beginning.
Writing in the Washington Post in August of 2016, Charles Krauthammer pretty much summed up the whole tawdry tale:
Krauthammer? No one pays any attention to him. He was a firm Never Trumper and is just writing these things so he will continue being invited to Beltway cocktail parties.
“The foundation is a massive family enterprise disguised as a charity, an opaque and elaborate mechanism for sucking money from the rich and the tyrannous to be channeled to Clinton Inc.,” he wrote. “Its purpose is to maintain the Clintons’ lifestyle (offices, travel accommodations, etc.), secure profitable connections, produce favorable publicity and reliably employ a vast entourage of retainers, ready to serve today and at the coming Clinton Restoration.”
Oh Pishtah! This is just innuendo. It’s not Felonia von Pantsuit or Bubba Horndog’s fault that their expenses to manage the foundation ate up something like 90% of the donations. Times are tough and costs are rising. Granted, it does look like the Clinton Global Initiative was nothing more than a slush fund designed to launder bribe money, but everything will be straightened out soon, once Felonia recovers from her ordeals on the campaign trail. I’m told she will be more than happy to answer questions, sometime in the summer 2056.
Except, now there is no Clinton Restoration. So there’s no reason for any donors to give money to the foundation. It lays bare the fiction of a massive “charitable organization,” and shows it for what it was: a scam to sell for cash the waning influence of the Democrats’ pre-eminent power couple.
But, but Felonia will run again in 2020! She is the smartest women in the world! It was just a fluke that Donald Trump won, and the only reason he did was James Comey and those #DamnRussianHackers! Don’t you worry, Felonia and Bubba will prevail and will be back. You’ll see!
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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