Good day all. In a magnificent, come from behind win rivaling that of President Donald Trump, the New England Patriots won Superbowl 51!!
I’m not going to go through a play by play of the game, since I didn’t stay up to watch the whole thing. The truth be told, when they were down 21-3, I figured it was all over and went to sleep. Silly me. This is exactly what I did on election night. I went to sleep thinking that we were going to suffer through 4 years of Hell on Earth, in other words, President Felonia von pantsuit, only to wake up and see that America had been saved!
In a stunning first time ever overtime quarter, the Patriots, much to the anguish of Roger Goodell and Patriots haters across America, blew the Falcons out of the sky, plucked them, gutted them, stuffed their carcass, baked at 350 degrees and served it up to the New England fans.
It has been reported that Dr. Jill Stein, former Green party candidate for President, has already raised $400,000.00 to challenge the results of Superbowl 51. There is also some conflict in the Angry Webmaster’s family. The Angry Brother and his family are die hard Raiders fans. Well Angry Brother, all I can say to you and all the other Falcon supports is…
GLOAT! GLOAT! GLOAT, GLOAT, GLOAT!
Congratulations to Tom Brady and the rest of the New England Patriots for an excellent game!
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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