Good day all. I’ve decided I want to trigger some liberals. I want them to go into a full blown meltdown. I want them screaming in terror and crying for their mommies. So, be warned. If you are an overly sensitive liberal crybaby snowflake, you should move along now.
Now, just what am I going to do you ask? Why I’m going to post pictures. Pictures that will, in real Americans, trigger positive feelings for America. Of course, if you’re a whiny little effete pansy with a man bun, you aren’t going to be to happy. So, first we have a picture of the greatest President of the 21st century, Donald Trump!
President Trump is now beginning his run for a second term. He has been working tirelessly to Make America Great Again, and now, he want’s to Keep America Great!
Did you know that now the whiny Progressives are demanding that ANY red hat be banned because it triggers feelings of panic and dread? Yes, it’s true. These idiots see a red hat and they instantly think that the wearer is a racist. This has ticked off a number of sports fans whose favorite professional or college team have red caps as part of their team colors, such as the Cincinnati Reds.
Saint Louis isn’t to happy either since their team, the Cardinals also have red as part of their team colors.
Of course, it isn’t just articles of clothing that frighten these 20 somethings in their onesies. They are terrified of GUNS!! All Guns, real guns, cap guns and water pistols. Even pointing at them with the index finger extended and the thumb held in the vertical position will cause them to void their bowls and faint dead away. Someone carrying a real gun drives them to thoughts of violence. So…
OMG!! A Smoking gun! Ban it Ban it!! Besides, we all know that only fat white racist Confederate wannabes from the south care about guns! Like this person.
I can just see the woke testosterone challenged wimps looking at that pictures and trying to figure out what they would do if this young lady were to actually talk to them. My guess is they would wet themselves and faint.
Next we have some very successful authors who write about manly men and the women who swoon over them. (They also write about strong womanly women who will kick the manly men in their manly parts if needed) One of my favorites is Michael Z. Williamson.
While I have never had the honor of meeting Mr. Williamson, we have corresponded on various forums. While I agree with many of his positions, I don’t agree with them all. (I’m sure there are positions I have that he doesn’t agree with) Mr. Williamson is a naturalized American citizen who has served his adopted country honorably. He also is known for his extensive collection of firearms, including many EBR’s. (Evil Black Rifles) I understand he is quite capable of equipping small Caribbean nations, and probably larges ones as well.
Aside from the fact that he is an owner of firearms, (Many are supplied to film companies making televion shows and movies), Mr, Williamson is a very gentle soul when it comes to the easily triggered members of society. His writings on his blog show just how caring he is. He is very respectful to those with a progressive view of the world. I would strongly recommend visiting his web site if you are in need of a virtual puppy, a hug and a soft blankie. I would show him how much you admire him by purchasing his novels. They are well written and just full of safe spaces, puppies, kittens and hot cocoa.
Another author I know of is Mr. Larry Correa. Mr. Correa writes books more in the fantasy world, full of magical creatures like unicorns and elves. Sadly, that genre really isn’t my cup of tea, but I do enjoy his discussions with liberal members of society. His remarks are thoughtful and always considerate towards the politically woke members of the #metoo generation. I’m sure he would love to converse with you regarding banning hateful speech, the cruelness of eating soft furry animals and the like. Perhaps you might try some of his novels.
Finally we come to flags. The left has come to hate the American flag in all it’s variations almost as much as they hate the Confederate Flag. Recently, someone was at a sporting event waving what is known as a “Betsy Ross flag” when the venue ordered them to take it down and never bring it back. Why? “Because it’s racist!! In the spirit of triggering the wimpy wusses, here are some of those flags they hate so much.
For the historically challenged, which describes your average liberal, the Betsy Ross flag was first flown during the Revolutionary War. The stars and strips represented the 13 colonies. Of course, your average liberal tends to think that we should join the European Union and that leaving the British Empire wasn’t a good idea.
By now, if you are a liberal reading this, you’ve collapsed into a sniveling ball of hysterics and are looking for the nearest safe space. Well, I’m here to help you. Allow me to provide you with pictures of cuddly therapy puppies.
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