Good day all. The May jobs report has been released and people are shocked, SHOCKED! at the results. Everyone expected it to be horrible. What happened was just the opposite. Some 2.5 MILLION jobs were added last month.
Most of these jobs are people being recalled back to their old jobs now that the morons who shut down the economy are finally giving in to reality and opening things back up. President Trump was quick to send out tweets on the great news.
Of course, the Progressive Liberal Elitists of the Democratic CommuNazi party were agast at the good news. There are reports that San Fran Nan suffered brainlock and began emulating Groping Joe Biden’s tendencies to run his sentences through a shredder.
Paul Krugman apparently sent out a tweet that he thought President Trump had rigged the numbers. He was forced to retract his remarks.
No word yet from that great economic genius, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex. She’s probably to busy looting the shoe stores in New York. I’m sure we’ll hear from her soon enough.
The stock market, which had been preparing for either bad or mediocre numbers was startled and the last I looked was up around 900-1000 points. Now the next report may have a problem, (The June Report coming out in July), thanks to the Antifa thugs and the assorted trailer trash that decided this was a great time to loot and burn small businesses. I’ll have more on that next week.
In the mean time, I’m going to enjoy the Democratic CommuNazis pulling their hair out as the economy blasts off even bigger then it did after the 2016 election. If it hadn’t been for the China Flu and people panicking, the economy would have been fine. There was no underlying issues. It may be a year before we’re back to where we were in February, unless the worst case scenario happens, and Biden sleazes his way into the white house. Then you can expect a major market crash. However, that’s not to likely right now.
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