Good day all. This little story seems to have been very quickly sent down the media memory hole. It seems that President Poopypants Dementia, while speaking with Camilla Parker Bowles, let a long, loud stinky one rip.
There are a number of rumors that Dementia Joe has lost control of his bowels and has, basically, crapped his pants. These rumors started in the Vatican when President Bumbles Dementia suddenly disappeared for about 30 minutes during a meeting with the pope. Now this disgrace to humanity decided that blasting out a long, loud fart during a public event was just fine. Here are the details from the Daily Mail:
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
She’s probably suffering from PTSD, Post Traumatic Stench Disorder and talking about it is the only way she can try to get it out of her mind and nasal passages. Hopefully, the Duchess of Corncobbing Cornwall will take advantage of the top flight mental health care provided to the British by their National Health Service. As for Poopypants Biden? At least this time, he didn’t drop a load in his shorts. Well, there’s always next time.
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