Merry Christmas 2022 and Let’s Go Brandon!

Merry Christmas one and all, to which I give my annual “Bah! Humbug!!” I am not one for the Christmas spirit, and for the 4^th year running, I have volunteered to work the Christmas shift at my Real World Job.

For the rest of you, Christmas this year isn’t going to be as merry as you would like. Things have gotten a lot worse over the last year, thanks to the staggering incompetence and malfeasance of the Biden Maladministration. We are in a recession, inflation is at levels we haven’t seen in decades, and interest rates are climbing rapidly.

On the other hand, we did get a very nice present this year from Elon Musk. Angered at Twitter’s censorship of his friends at the Babylon Bee, he first bought a large share of the company. When Twitter continued abusing the free speech of The Bee and others, he went and bought the company outright, fired all the censors, and has been, through the work of several journalists, releasing the Twitter Files which have shown just how much the Biden Maladministration, the DHS, CDC, FBI and others have been censoring anything that went against the Progressive Narrative.

We also saw the Kangaroo Committee announce that they wanted to have the Greatest President of the United States, Donald Trump, drawn, quartered, sewn back together, shot and then prosecuted for being the Greatest President of the 21^st Century. This has led to a widespread disappointment in the Christmas present most people wanted.

Even Santa Claus had problems this year. Rudolph’s nose was out to the energy shortages, and the Russians, thinking that the Ghost of Kyiv was back, fired dozens of Surface to Air missiles at him. Thankfully, Santa learned his lessons from the Gulf wars and fitted his sleigh with countermeasures.

He managed to complete his rounds, delivering toys and other presents to all the good little girls and boys. However, for all the naughty people, Santa’s traditional present, a stocking with a lump of coal, was banned by the EU and Biden EPA. Now that the deliveries have been completed, Santa is blowing off some stress.