Good day all. Yesterday, February 28th, Chicago had an election for their city offices including the Mayor. The current mayor, Lori “Beetlejuice” Lightfoot, came in third, and is soon to known as “Ex-Mayor Beetlejuice.”
Lori Lightfoot, probably one of the most incompetent mayors Chicago has ever had, earned the nickname “Beetlejuice” due to her likeness to characters in that movie. However, that wasn’t the reason she was voted out of office. Under her reign of error, crime has exploded in Chicago, and she has all but destroyed the Chicago Police Department.
Beetlejuice now becomes the first mayor in 40 years to serve only one term and lose her reelection. None of the other candidates won more then 50% of the votes so the two top vote getters will go against each other in a runoff. From first impressions of the two winners, Chicago isn’t going to be improving any time soon. Of course, I may be wrong.
In any case, it’s goodbye and good riddance to Mayor Beetlejuice Lightfoot. I’m sure she will do well in her next career as an MSNBC contributor, or as a burger flipper at McDonalds. I wonder if she will remain in the city that she’s worked so hard to utterly ruin? Of course, there is always the possibility that she will return to office. In order to prevent that, remember, Don’t say her name three times!
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