Global Warming now on hold. It’s really cold Baby!

Good day all. This post is brought to you by Greta Thudpud and the Church of Global Warming and Climate Change. We interrupt the current warming to levels that will make Venus seem frigid by a massive blast of cold air coming down from Canada. (Yes, we can Blame Canada for this as well)

In all seriousness, there has been a major cold snap that has actually driven temperatures as far south as New Orleans below freezing. Podcaster Valliant Renegade, who lives in Louisiana, posted a video on how cold it was. Apparently he couldn’t put the key into his boat’s ignition because it was covered in ice. I was my usual sympathetic self and sent him this image when he was complaining on TwitterX about how cold it was.

In all seriousness, it has been dangerously cold out up here in the Granite State, aka New Hampshire. Someone went out hiking, got into trouble and called for help. Apparently his last words were “It’s so cold!” Sadly, he didn’t make it.

We do make jokes up here about handling the cold in ways other states, particularly ones in the southern part of the United States, aren’t noted for. While the image above is meant to be a joke, it isn’t at all uncommon to see people walking around in shorts in sub-freezing temperatures, usually waiting to get some ice cream from Hayward Farms.

This is why most people don’t pay any attention to the Ruling Elites who claim that we all must give up are freedom and rights in order to enrich the WEF Elites “Save the Planet.” People look outside while listening to idiots like Greta Thunberg demanding that we stop using oil, natural gas and other wise give up everything that we’ve built in the last 150 years.

Yes, the planet might be getting a bit warmer. No, its isn’t something that Humans did. We are in the interstitial period between the last ice age and the next one. 10,000 years ago, the global temperatures were a lot lower and we had mile thick ice sheets halfway down the continental United States. This will happen again. It has been happening for something like 2 million years and started when the Isthmus of Panama closed up and altered the ocean currents.

We also have this great big yellow ball of fire in the sky called “The Sun.” it has a far larger effect on the climate and the weather then George and his F250 pickup truck with a diesel engine in it. If you look at the geological record, the Earth has been a lot warmer in the past. The poles were ice free and dinosaurs roamed the Earth. It’s also been a lot colder with ice sheets going from the north and south pole all the way to the equator.

Instead of trying to make things more difficult for people, you would think that the Elitists would be looking for ways to improve people’s lives. That isn’t what they want. For them, all this climate change and global warming crap is just a way for them to seize power and institute their dreams of a totalitarian state ruled by the over-educated elites.

I’m sure that next summer, when the temperatures go over 90 degrees, (Like all real people, we use the Fahrenheit scale, not that silly French metric garbage), they will all be screaming that we need to start euthanizing undesirables in order to “Save the Planet!” Hyperbole? Not according to this load of crap column in The Guardian. There really are people who think that exterminating most of the human race is the way to go. Well, if you want to cut population, here is a picture that will kill any sexual desires you may have.

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