Good day all. Friday, April 19th, someone set himself on fire outside the courthouse where the Kangaroo Court trying to railroad the Greatest President of the 21st Century, Donald Trump. At the time no one had a lot of information on this now crispy critter. He has since died and it turns out that he was just another communist.
Obviously someone setting themselves on fire is a scorching hot news story. This is the second instance of this happening, the first being an active duty airman who supports Hamas and wasn’t happy with Israel crushing them after the October 7th attack. This loser is also another leftist. Here are some of the details from the Post Millennial:
The man who set himself on fire in front of the courthouse in NYC where Trump’s trial is being has been identified as 37-year-old Max Azzarello. He dropped a stack of papers that led observers to his Substack called the “Ponzi Papers.”
I’ve paged through this guy’s manifesto. In some ways, he isn’t wrong. In others? Yeah, looks like he went off his meds cold turkey.
At the top of his latest article, he wrote, “My name is Max Azzarello, and I am an investigative researcher who has set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan. This extreme act of protest is to draw attention to an urgent and important discovery: We are victims of a totalitarian con, and our own government (along with many of their allies) is about to hit us with an apocalyptic fascist world coup.”
Like I said, he isn’t wrong about some things, but he also thinks that the cartoon The Simpsons is part of organized crime.
In a final video before the fire posted to his Instagram, he said he wanted to “start a f*cking revolution.”
Instead, he’s started a barbecue. I wonder if his medium rare remains will be sent to New Guinea? Perhaps the cannibals that ate Dementia Joe’s uncle would like something different? In any case, this guy was a another leftist who may have self medicated once to often. (Or not often enough?)
In terms of his political views, Azzarello’s posted on “Anarchocommunist” Reddit pages.
“I’m a huge proponent of left unity, and believe that only the left has the power to build a united movement to enact meaningful change. I wish more leftists realized that shouting ACAB and memeing about guillotines and molotovs is precisely what our criminal government would want them to do. In my eyes, the only thing ‘ACAB’ stands for is ‘All Cops Are Brainwashed.’ I worship Mother Earth magazine to the high heavens,” he posted at one point.
According to Fox News, this guy was no stranger to law enforcement either.
Azzarello had three prior arrests across several days in Florida in August of last year, including for disturbing the peace and damage to property.
Ah HA! A Florida Man! I should have known.
His behavior leading to the arrests allegedly included tossing a glass of wine at former President Bill Clinton’s autograph on a wall protected by a frame inside the lobby of a hotel and, just two days later, stripping down to his boxers and yelling at customers at the same hotel.
Throwing a glass of wine at Clinton was a complete waste of a glass of wine. At least he kept the boxers on though. I’m sure the customers were very appreciative of that as he was hauled away.
After his third arrest, Florida police said Azzarello was suicidal.
Obviously, this guy was deranged, and probably should have been committed for some mental health checks. At least he had the decency not to try and take others with him, as so many of these lunatic leftists like to do. Of course, considering his past history with the Clintons, it’s possible he had something on Felonia and Bubbah Horndog, and Felonia had her “People” fry his bray with “Y” rays from the classified black ops satellite instructing him to kill himself.
On the flip side, perhaps he will start a new trend among Progressives, The Self Ignition Challenge. I can think of a few members of Congress who might want to consider taking that challenge.
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