Monthly Archives: January 2015

Want warmer temperatures? Move to Mars

Good day all. We are in the midst of some dangerously cold weather here at Anger Central. It has reached -10 Fahrenheit in the last couple of days. As you might expect, the Church of Global Warming is saying that this is all the fault of humanity. Continue reading

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Crybaby Boehner’s “Feewings” are hurt

Good day all. It seems that Speaker of the House John “Crybaby” Boehner” is hurt that people think he’s a spineless, squishy, mealymouthed coward. Continue reading

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Senator Barbara Boxer to retire

Good day all. With the news of the Charlie Hebdo massacre by Muslim goat raping cowards, the news that Senator Barbara “Dumber then a bag of hammers” Boxer has announced she won’t be running for reelection in 2014.

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Islamic Terrorists attack news magazine in France

Good day all. Early this morning members of the Religion of Peace, (My Ass), attacked the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, murdering 12 of the employees and at least one police officer and then fleeing. Continue reading

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