Global Warming and Memorial day

Good day all. I hope you had a safe, reflective Memorial day. I also hop you were able to avoid serious frostbite. For the “Traditional start of summer,” it was damn cold, and in some areas, snowy.

This has been the coldest spring in a very long time. However, the fanatics of the Church of Global Warming are still screaming that “We’re all going to burn unless we all die!!”…except for those of us who are members of the holy church of Global Warming of course. Now, how cold was it?

Where I’m at, it was so cold I turned the heat on. In other areas, they got snow that was measured in FEET! For instance, there is this story by Fox News:

A Memorial Day weekend storm has dropped three feet of snow on a New York ski mountain near the Vermont boarder.

Whiteface Mountain spokesman Jon Lundin says 36 inches of white powder has blanketed the nearly 5,000-foot tall mountain in the Adirondacks. That has forced the Olympic Regional Development Authority to close Whiteface Veteran’s Memorial Highway on the backside of the mountain.

But this is IMPOSSIBLE! Just ask the Pope of the Church of Global Warming, His unholiness, AlGore!

Al Gore, one of Hollywood’s favorite sons because of his commitment to the environment, rocked a large crowd in Beverly Hills on Tuesday with an impassioned plea to solve the “climate change crisis,” part of which is getting media right.

What climate crisis? Oh yeah, the one that might reduce the inflow of cash to AlGore’s bank accounts.

Gore lamented that a modern-day Thomas Paine would not be able to get his “Common Sense” message to the masses today because he couldn’t afford TV airtime, and he criticized the “rise of television at the expense of the printing press.”

What a buffoon. Between himself and all the mindless morons in Hollywood, they could buy most of the ad space on all the networks out of pocket change for the next year. But then, it isn’t about “The Special People” paying the freight of their religion. Oh no, they want to tax the serfs.

But he was most animated, his voice pitching higher and lower and the volume steadily increasing, when he spoke of global warming.

“This is for real. It is not made up. The scientists are not in a conspiracy to lie to us,” Gore nearly shouted.

Actually, they are. Those that are still pushing this drivel have been caught rigging tests and jacking around the data.

The former vice president also took some non-partisan shots at lobbyists and some partisan shots at the Iraq War, Republicans, and in particular the Tea Party, which he said, “has a lot of astro-turf in it,” adding that he thinks “a lot of good people” have been lead astray by the movement.

Nonpartisan my butt. Al Gore is one of the leaders in the modern Progressive movement. Their goal is to progress the people back into slavery.

He may have accidentally found some common ground with the Tea Party, though, when he spoke of an inept government that shouldn’t be relied on to solve all problems.

Wait for it….

“Since the United States government is so neurotic and dysfunctional and pathetic and paralyzed, we the people have to lift it back up and make it work again,” he said.

We the people being Al Gore and the Progressive Totalitarian Elites. They have spent years studying and know what all the answers are. The people, and by The People, I mean those who have a brain in their heads, are, according to the overeducated Progressive Liberal Elites, to stupid to run their own lives. Therefore we need people like Al Gore and Michael Bloomberg to tell how to think, what to eat, what to wear, etc.

Al Gore, much like his followers, are phonies and hypocrites. Gore is famous for flying around in a private jet that burns huge amounts of fuel, and a house that requires it’s own power plant to to supply the electricity it uses each month. Gore’s whole plan for Global Warming Climate Change is to enrich himself and destroy the United States. He is a liar, a coward and a traitor. (Classical, not constitutional) Frankjly, I think it’s time someone sue the United States Government, as well as the state governments that buy into this garbage for violating the separation of Church and State. This is a classic case of using the power of the State to enforce a religious view. If you don’t think this Global Warming nonsense isn’t a religion, try talking to one of their fanatics and asking them a few questions, like why is there three FEET of snow in New York? More then likely they will curse at you, stick their fingers in their ears and go “LALALALALALALAAA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!” then they will hold their breath and wet themselves until you agree with them. Yes, they do act like spoiled children because they ARE spoiled children.

An aside. Have you ever noticed that when Pope AlGore, leader of the Church of Global Warming gives one of his major speeches, it snows like the last Ice Age? It doesn’t seem to matter what time of year it is.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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