The Goracle Speaks! Temperatures Plummet!

Greetings one and all. Now that we seem to have corrected one of our technology debacles, it’s time to report once again on Human Caused Global Warming Climate Change. It appears that the Planet is not taking the hint from the Goracle ((Goracle defined)) and is about to suffer from a massive bout of hypothermia.

As you may have noticed, for the last couple of weeks I have been making sport of all those people who refuse to accept that the Earth does NOT have a fever, the ice caps are NOT melting ((Polar ice sheets melting faster than ever)) and polar bears are not drowning or in danger of becoming extinct. Instead, we are looking at the worst cold spell in decades. According to Fox News:

‘Polar vortex’ set to bring dangerous, record-breaking cold to much of US. The “polar vortex,” as one meteorologist calls it, is expected to send cold air piled up at the North Pole down to the U.S., funneling it as far south as the Gulf Coast and driving temperatures below freezing for most of the nation.

Temperatures are already collapsing in the midsection of the United States, Currently, it is well above freezing here in the Anger Central offices with heavy rain, however it is expected that temperatures will collapse overnight. Last weekend, it was -10 Fahrenheit here and I had to deal with some frozen water pipes at the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. I’ve never had this happen before so I didn’t take any precautions such as letting the water trickle out of the faucets. Needless to say, I will be doing that tonight!

Currently, reports are coming in that JetBlue is and American Airlines ((JetBlue Suspends Operations At New York, Boston Airports)) are canceling flights due to the extreme low temperatures. There are reports that temperatures at the South Pole are actually warmer then in Chicago ((Chicago Extreme Cold: Weather in ‘Chiberia’ Colder Than South Pole))! In Florida there are reports that Arctic birds have been spotted in the state ((Snowy owl invasion of US extends to Florida)). Ladies and Gentlemen, (And anything in between), please stay inside if at all possible. It is dangerously cold outside and with windchill can hit -70 degrees Fahrenheit ins some areas ((Historic freeze could break Midwest temp records)). Temperatures that low will kill you if you aren’t wearing plenty of layers of warm clothing.

Of course, the SCoaMF is monitoring the situation closely as he body surfs and plays golf in Hawaii. He has recently issued statements warning of “Excessively high temperatures.” Think I’m joking? According to CNSNEWS:

“Excessively high temperatures” are “already” harming public health nationwide, Pres. Obama declared on Nov. 1, 2013, two months before today’s assault by record low temperatures.

In his executive order on climate change, Obama warned that too much rain – and not enough rain – also dictated that executive action against climate fluctuations:

“The impacts of climate change — including an increase in prolonged periods of excessively high temperatures, more heavy downpours, an increase in wildfires, more severe droughts, permafrost thawing, ocean acidification, and sea-level rise — are already affecting communities, natural resources, ecosystems, economies, and public health across the Nation. These impacts are often most significant for communities that already face economic or health-related challenges, and for species and habitats that are already facing other pressures.”

Leave it to Der Fubar to get things 180 degrees wrong. We aren’t in danger of cooking, we’re in danger of freezing to death. Still, the Tyrant, King Putt, promptly doubled down on his stupidity:

What’s more, climate control “requires” action “by the Federal Government” (as opposed to the federal government), Obama declared:

“Managing these risks requires deliberate preparation, close cooperation, and coordinated planning by the Federal Government, as well as by stakeholders, to facilitate Federal, State, local, tribal, private-sector, and nonprofit-sector efforts to improve climate preparedness and resilience; help safeguard our economy, infrastructure, environment, and natural resources; and provide for the continuity of executive department and agency (agency) operations, services, and programs.”

Il Douche and the Progressive Liberal Elitist Democrats grabbed on to the whole Global Warming crap for one simple reason. It was a way for them to strip the rights away from Americans and increase their own power. There is a problem with this approach. People are FREEZING TO DEATH because of these moonbats.

They don’t care of course. Just like with Obamacare, its all about rule by decree and the end of the United States of America. They are well on their way to accomplishing this goal. I’m sure we will see news reports of Obama minions ordering schools to send children out in shirtsleeves for exercise and telling the schools to turn off the heat as unneeded. Hey, we all know the Earth has a fever and that the problem isn’t keeping warm.

Bovine Droppings!

Stay Warm.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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