Stupid criminal of the day, Shaneka Monique Torres

Good day all. I saw this story last week. A Michigan Moron by the name of Shaneka Monique Torres, has been convicted of felony firearms charges. You won’t believe what this knothead did.

It seems that Ms. Moron, and when you see her picture, you will see the stupid just dripping off of her, was upset with her order at a local McDonald’s. Her response? She didn’t bother going to the manager and complaining. She went full stupid and took a shot at the person at the drive up window. Here are a few details from The Smoking Gun:

A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald’s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.

Well, in some circumstances, I could see taking extreme measures with regards to excluding requested bacon. However, this isn’t one of them.

Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was convicted of a felony firearms charge after only an hour of deliberations by the panel. Torres, seen at right, faces a minimum of two years in state prison when she is sentenced next month.

Bye Bye Bonehead! I doubt you’ll see much bacon in prison. Lots of beans and bologna, but not bacon. Now here are the details of what this Criminal Mini-mind did to win an all expense paid trip to the House of Many Doors.

Torres fired a single shot into the McDonald’s at 3:10 AM last February 10, according to Grand Rapids police. The gunplay came after Torres and another woman “complained that the order was incorrect,” cops noted.

“Hey! There’s no bacon on my burger! *BANG* Dumbass.

When a McDonald’s employee walked away from the drive-thru window, “one shot was fired from the suspect vehicle,” reported police, who added that the bullet entered the eatery at “head level” and “traveled through the window, across the dining room, and exited the restaurant through another window on the east side of the restaurant.”

Thankfully no one was hit by this idiot. I have no idea on her eligibility regarding her Second Amendment rights. I have no doubt on them at this point. They have, along with her bacon, gone bye bye! Hasta la vista Baby! Sayonara! So long! Good Bye!

Owning and carrying a firearm is a right. It is also a massive responsibility. If you are carrying a gun, then it should remain in it’s holster at all times. It should only be removed when putting it away, or when dealing with a criminal threat to yourself or others. Lack of bacon on a burger doesn’t is NOT an acceptable reason to draw, let alone fire a gun. Good riddance to yet another idiot.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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