Cankles “Reinvents” herself…again

Good day all. If this is a day ending in a “Y”, then Hillary Clinton is probably reinventing her campaign again. This time she has chosen a new slogan reflecting her “New and Improved” image.

Her new slogan? “Stronger together!”

Yes, the queen of corruption, who’s campaign is floundering around like a fish with it’s fins cut off, has decided that a new campaign slogan is just what she needs. Here are the details from Fox News:

Hillary Clinton famously handed the Russians a red “reset” button when she took the helm as secretary of state. Now, she’s hitting that same button on her campaign message – unveiling a new slogan as she struggles to simultaneously heal divisions in the party and take on a surging Donald Trump. That slogan? “Stronger Together.”

Remember that “Reset” button? The one that was translated into Russian as “Overcharge?” Yeah, that one. How’s that working out for us now? Thanks to that bumbling bonehead, Russia is looking at restarting the cold war. Now she thinks that a new slogan is going to help her defeat Donald Trump?

The Democratic presidential front-runner repeatedly used that phrase in a weekend interview, when asked to explain her campaign’s “big idea.”

“Look, we are stronger together. We are stronger together in facing our internal challenges and our external ones. We are stronger together if we work to improve the economy,” Clinton said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.”

Cankles wanted to make sure that everyone knew what her new and improved slogan was.

She repeated the phrase five times, while also acknowledging that “slogans come and go and all the rest of it.”

Funny, Donald Trumps slogan hasn’t changed at all, Probably because, unlike your many failed attempts at coming up with one, it works.

The former first lady and senator launched her campaign last year under the rallying cry, “I’m With Her.” But that message quickly was eclipsed by Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” and Democratic rival Bernie Sanders’ call for political revolution. (Sanders’ slogan is “A Future to Believe In.”)

Bernie’s slogan isn’t complete of course, There really isn’t enough room on a bumper sticker that says, “A Future to Believe In. Look at how well my ideas have worked in Venezuela!” Now I will say that Comrade Bernie, like Donald Trump, has kept his slogan. Cankles has been changing hers more often than she changes her underwear. Here are a few of her attempts.

Clinton then tried to pivot and road-test some anti-Trump slogans after Super Tuesday. Speaking in Miami that night, Clinton sounded the message: “Make America whole.”

The problem with that one is it came out as “Dig America deeper into the hole.”

She called for “love and kindness,”

That one worked so well until people started remembering the how Hillary handled her hubbie’s “Bimbo Eruptions.”

and a push to “break down barriers”

Unless it has anything to do with her stonewalling the FBI, Congress and the public with regards to her Email server, her speeches to Wall Street, etc.

and “build ladders of opportunity.”

Those ladders all leading to the Clinton Slush Fund Foundation, and to which all donations will be cheerfully accepted. The deeds to your uranium mines should be arriving in the mail any time now Vladmir.

After sticking with those slogans for a brief period, Clinton seems to have moved on. Lately, the campaign has been pushing “Love Trumps Hate” stickers as the candidate weaves in “stronger together.”

As you would expect, Trump chimed in with his opinions of Hillary’s slogans.

But Trump, too, has moved to do some branding of his own, hammering his new moniker “Crooked Hillary” at campaign speeches and on Twitter. He did so again on Sunday, while also touting new polling that shows Clinton’s consistent lead in general election match-up polls narrowing to within the margin of error.

As for whether her new slogan can help, Gravis Marketing President Doug Kaplan said it does serve to at least strike a contrast with Trump.

“Hillary Clinton wants to differentiate herself from Donald Trump. In the past, she has said ‘it takes a village’ which pushed a message of community rather than individuality,” he told FoxNews.com. “It’s the same message this time too.”

There are several major differences between Cankles and The Donald. First, Donald Trump isn’t facing a criminal indictment for mishandling top secret information and possibly Public Corruption. Then, of course, Donald Trump is a successful business man. Hillary? Well she is very successful in soliciting bribes and making it look like she is a genius at cattle futures.

Cankles has shown that she is an incompetent secretary of state, with information coming out that she was dealing with the Taliban who turned out to be reporting directly to bin Ladan and Al Qaeda. Then there was the totally unnecessary war in Libya that ended up with Libya a failed state, and who can forget, no matter how much Cankles would like us to, Benghazi?

Now, with her campaign starting to sink beneath the waves…again, she has her campaign managers bringing in one focus group after another, all with the goal of separating her from her money and trying to find something, anything that people will respond to.

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Say hello to President Trump!

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