Flatulence now illegal in California

Good day all. If you have ever been around cows, you know they do one thing very well. Pass gas. Blow out huge amounts of flatulence. In other words, they fart up a storm.

California, home of the dumbest people on Earth, don’t like the fact that cows fart. It isn’t the smell that bothers them, it’s the methane. Methane is a gas that the followers of the Church of Global Warming Climate Change, (Algore Akbar! Algore be praised!) actually is a greenhouse gas. It’s also the gas that every animal on earth produces, including humans.

Since the California moonbats are so convinced that the Earth will burst into flames if we “Don’t do something right now!!!!!”, they decided to “Do something” about cattle generated methane gas. They decided to regulate it. Here are the odorous details from Fox News:

California Gov. Jerry Brown kept up his assault on climate change Monday, pushing through a law meant to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions from dairy farms and landfills.

“You know, when Noah wanted to build his ark, most of the people laughed at him?” Brown said, per the Sacramento Bee, adding that that ark saved Earth’s species.

“We’ve got to build our ark, too, by stopping … dangerous pollutants.” Brown’s approval of Senate Bill 1383 goes after short-lived climate pollutants, which include methane, black carbon, and HFC gases, per the AP.

Although these gases don’t linger in the atmosphere, they still make people sick and hasten global warming due to their heat-trapping ability, per Reuters. “We’re protecting people’s lungs and their health,” Brown said, per Courthouse News.

One of the main methane culprits: manure. Per the bill, dairy farmers have to cut methane emissions to 40 percent below 2013 levels by 2030. Under a cap-and-trade plan, farmers will receive aid from the $50 million or so raised via polluter fees, which they can then put toward machinery that uses methane to create energy they can in turn sell to electric companies.

Do you know what a lot of dairy farms do with all that manure? They use it to fertilize fields to grow things. You know, things that suck out greenhouse gases and produce oxygen?

The state’s Air Resources Board can also now regulate bovine flatulence, as long as there are practical ways to reduce the cows’ belching and breaking wind.

And how do they plan on doing that? Are they going to shove a pipe up a cows ass to catch all that gas? Don’t laugh. That is something those idiots just might force on farmers. Do you want to know just how unrealistic this law is? Here are some of the requirements.

Under the bill, emissions from HFCs also must be reduced by 40 percent from 2013 levels by 2030, while black carbon emissions will have to get to 50 percent below those levels by the same year.

Composting also has to go up by 50 percent within four years to curb methane from organic waste. The state’s head of the National Federation of Independent Business rails against the “arbitrary” limits and says they’re a “direct assault on California’s dairy industry,” per the AP.

Without a doubt this is going to do nothing but force all the dairy farms out of business. Then they will be forced to sell out and guess what? All that nice farmland will be turned into high end housing for the likes of Google, Microsoft, Apple and all the other Silicon Valley businesses. California is an example of what happens when you have single party rule by people who are, to be perfectly honest, to stupid to tie their own shoes. (That’s why they all wear sandals)

California was once the 8^th largest economy in the world. Thanks to Governor Moonbeam, (Or moonbat. Either one works for him these days), and the ignorant fools in Sacramento, California is rapidly becoming a failed state. If it weren’t for the federal government and the money sent into California, they would have collapsed decades ago. When will those disaster movies they keep making actually come true, and California falls into the Pacific?

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