Good day all. Felonia’s new book, What Happened, is currently #6 on the Amazon charts for comedy fiction. Felonia has also been making the rounds on assorted television shows, being pummeled with tough questions.
Just Kidding! The interviewers have not only been throwing one Nerf ball after another, they have been enabling her to blame everyone for her crushing defeat last November. When I say everyone, I mean, literally, everyone. Here are the details from Grabien News:
Hillary Clinton believes that were it not for James Comey, Russia, Wikileaks, Facebook, fake news, voter ID laws, or America’s “endemic” sexism and misogyny, she would currently be president of the United States. In just under two minutes, Clinton rattled off eight separate excuses for losing the 2016 election.
Clinton claims that, “If the election were on October 27, I would be your president,” singling out James Comey in particular for re-opening an investigation into her mishandling of classified material. (Others notably argue that Comey kept Clinton in the campaign by preemptively exonerating Clinton before the FBI had concluded its own investigation.)
“I went from 26 points ahead to 13 points ahead, and I needed about 18 points in order to be sure to win Pennsylvania,” Clinton said of the impact of Comey’s notorious letter explaining he was re-opening the investigation. “I watched how analysts who I have a great deal of respect for, like Nate Silver, burrowed into all the data and said that ‘but for that Comey letter, she would have won.'”
Felonia still doesn’t get it. As for Nate Silver? His reputation has basically cratered. As I recall, and I may be incorrect in my recollections, he massaged his data in such a way that it ignored a lot of what was happening. I believe he also blew the Brexit vote as well. Long story short, Silver is basically…toast.
“So it was very personal to me,” she said in an interview with CBS’s Jane Pauley. “I think my general election prospects were badly damaged because of that, so that even though I was starting to come back, it was not enough time to overcome it.”
The problem for Felonia is that she, like everyone else totally misread the polls. It didn’t help that Felonia’s basic view was, “I deserve to be president and all you peons need to do is put me in the White House. After that, just do what I tell you to do.”
When she was blown out, and saw that Donald Trump had defeated her, she took a high dive off the wagon. (Not that she was ever ON the wagon in the first place) Since then, she has been blaming everyone for the fact that she was a rotten candidate.
Clinton also rattled off Russia, Wikileaks, and even fake news as other culprits in her failed presidential run.
“But even though [the Comey letter] was the primary blow to my campaign at the very end, it has to be looked at in context — with the Russians weaponizing information, negative stories about me; this whole Wikileaks beginning to leak in early October of John Podesta’s emails — which if you read them all were, they’re pretty anodyne, but they were taken out of context; stories were made up about them.”
As you can see, Felonia von Pantsuit is rapidly traveling up a river called “De Nile.”
Clinton then cited a recent story about Facebook accepting advertising from a Russian firm as another reason for her loss.
“We now know that Facebook was taking money from Russian companies to run negative stories about me,” she continued. “If you look at all of this, yes, it affected me and my campaign. But I am more concerned now going forward that we haven’t come to grips with what it means for future elections.”
I think this goes to show just how mentally unstable Felonia is. Faceplant was actively aiding her campaign, to the point of banning group pages and people who were hammering her. In her twisted mind, all political content on the Internet must be regulated by the Government to insure that all the facts are out there. Of course, her idea of facts is radically different from…actual facts.
In comments that echo Donald Trump’s claims that the votes from illegal aliens affected the vote totals, Clinton likewise claims that Republican-led “voter suppression” enabled Trump to win toss-up states.
“I would also add that the voter suppression that we now know had been in the works and really put into effect in a lot of states like Wisconsin and North Carolina, etc., played a role,” she said.”
In the mind of Felonia von Pantsuit, and frankly, any Proglodyte Democrat, the Republican party is all about suppressing voters. This suppression is caused by the Republicans demanding that the people voting are actually eligible to vote. Since the Democrats generally can’t win in many areas unless they cheat, anything that involves verifying a voter is, in her mind, “DoublebadNotGoodEvil” and must be stopped. For the good of the country Party of course.
And she blamed America’s “sexism and misogyny, which are endemic to our society. And certainly as I write in my chapter called ‘On Being a Woman in Politics,’ have to be factored in as well.”
Is there anything else that Felonia can blame on her loss? Trying to say that because she’s a woman, (Allegedly), is the reason she lost is an insult to real women everywhere. We, the voters, didn’t reject Felonia because she claimed to be a woman, (Supposedly), we rejected her because she is a corrupt, lying psychopath.
She likes to blame Comey, but he actually tried to protect her. As we’re now learning, he had already decided to whitewash the case against her, long before the FBI even got around to questioning Felonia and her minions. The only reason he reopened the investigation was the fact that Anthony “the Perv” Weiner, got caught once again flashing teen girls.
The New York Police Department started searching Anthony “The Perv” Weiner’s laptop and they found that Felonia’s girlfriend “Long Time Personal Aide” Huma Abedin, had all the missing emails backed up.
They quickly understood what they found and contacted the U.S. Attorney in New York. He promptly did two things. He got a search warrant and then notified Comey that they had found something. That threw a major wrench in the cover up works. Still, he did his best to quickly bury the evidence.
None of this matters to Felonia von Pantsuit of course. As far as she’s concerned, she should be president. The only reason she isn’t has to be someone rigging the election. In her twisted mind, there is no way she could lose. Felonia and her minions were so certain of victory, that they just ignored states that she eventually lost.
To be honest, America dodged a bullet with Donald Trump defeating Felonia von Pantsuit. If she had won, things would be far worse. The borders would be opened, the economy would be in the tank and the unemployment numbers would be skyrocketing. This doesn’t include Felonia’s plans to end the 1st and 2nd Amendment’s by Executive Order and Judicial fiat. We wouldn’t have Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme court, we would have someone so far to the left that Lenin would be considered a conservative.
No, Felonia lost for a very simple reason. She basically sucked as a candidate. She also sucks as a human being. People saw her for what she is. A conniving, evil shrew who will always put herself ahead of anyone or anything else, including her own family. Keep screeching Felonia, no one is listening to you but the Democrats and they are finally getting tired of your antics.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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