Good day all. Today is New Years Eve and as usual, the doom and gloomers from the Church of Global Warming/Climate Change, (Algore Akbar!), are baying at the moon screaming “We’re all Doomed! The Earth is going to BURN!!
Of course, in the relatively short history of the Church of Global Warming and Climate Change, there have been a few problems with their certainty that the Earth is going to turn into another Venus. It’s frakking COLD out right now! Currently, the outside temperature at the Anger Central Primary Dwelling is a steaming 10 degrees Fahrenheit. It dropped down to -4 degrees Fahrenheit last night. The prediction for the next week is “Damn! It’s cold enough to freeze your nuts off!”
The expected low temperatures are even worse out in the Midwest, with windchills in the -55 degrees Fahrenheit region in the Dakotas. Many new years festivities, those that take place out doors are either being scaled back or canceled due to the dangerously cold weather. One place that isn’t going to be stopped is the traditional ball drop in Times Square, New York City.
Of course, this isn’t going to stop the numbskulls and flaming idiots who think that man made global warming climate change is real. They will be out there with their signs, shivering, demanding that the government force people to stop doing things, like living, so that they can “SAVE THE PLANET!!!” Why are they doing this? Because their jobs depend on people shipping them all their money to by Saint AlGore’s holy Carbon Credits.
Back in the early 2000’s, Global Warming was all the rage. However, it fell out of favor after various protests and conventions were canceled due to blizzard conditions. It’s very difficult to gin up a phony emergency when people do things like look out the window instead of blindly following those who have spent their lives becoming highly trained and experienced elitists. Since people stopped listening to their betters, and more importantly, stopped sending them money, they decided that things had to change. Thus was born the new scam theory, Man Made Climate Change.
Essentially, all these Progressive groups did was change their letterheads, signage and chants to reflect their new way of scamming money out of the ignorant masses. Of course, they still had this problem called “Reality.” People continued looking out the windows, and reading their heating bills and wondering “What the Hell are these moonbats smoking, and where can I get some?”
Mane Made Global warming was a bust, and now Man Made Climate Change is going down the tubes. The Progressives, who used to control most of the sources of information, are finding out that the people they saw as ignorant sheep waiting to be shorn, are actually pretty damn smart. This is why they are buying things like this instead of Saint Al Gore of the Church of Global Warming/Climate Change carbon credits.
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~The Angry, (And cold), Webmaster~
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