Good day all. Over the weekend, the news came out that Jeffery Epstein, procurer of teenage girls to the world’s elite, had committed suicide in his jail cell.
Because of the notoriety of this pervert, not to mention the number of Very Important People, he provided services to, (Teenage girls below 18 years of age), almost no one believes that Epstein killed himself. Depending on which side of the political spectrum you’re on, you think that Epstein was “assisted” in his suicide by President Trump, (Who threw Epstein out of his properties long before his conviction when he found out what a perv he was), to our old friends, the Clintons.
In the case of the Clintons, there is a long and bloody trail of people who “Knew something” that would hurt either Bubba Horndog or Felonia von Pantsuit, dying suddenly in “accidents” or by suicide. The Clinton Body count is so large, that a term for all the suicides was created. “Arkancide.”
There is also a theory that if Epstein was whacked, it may have been the British intelligence service, MI6. This is the home of the fictional James Bond and the rumored Double O’s. Because Prince Andrew is also named in the files recently released, along with a picture of him with one of the under-aged teens, the thought is that a British assassin was sent into the jail.
There are several reasons that the conspiracy theories are going into high orbit. To begin with, Epstein had been on a suicide watch after the last incident, (Not conclusively proven to everyone that it was a suicide attempt and not a failed hit from another inmate), and that he had been taken off the watch a couple of days ago.
The other issue was that the guards didn’t follow the normal procedures and do checks on Epstein. Epstein was in the high security section, and that is supposed to be under constant surveillance. People are asking some very pointed questions about why the procedures weren’t followed. Here’s a few details from the New York Post:
Millionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died in an apparent suicide while in federal custody in Manhattan early Saturday, a stunning end that both infuriated and baffled his victims, and the federal officials responsible for his safety.
Infuriated is an understatement. Attorney General Barr was flat out blowing his stack when he heard what happened. He’s ordered not one but two investigations into what and how this happened. One by the FBI and the other by the Inspector general’s office.
The disgraced money manager was found hanging by his neck, a source told The Post.
This brought up something I read Sunday morning. A former inmate questioned just how Epstein was able to actually hang himself in his cell. The ceiling is 8+ feet above the floor, there is nothing to loop a rope, belt or clothing around to fashion a noose, and the prison garb is designed to not be used as rope. (Very weak and easily torn I gather)
US Attorney General William Barr said he was “appalled” by the apparent suicide at the ultra-secure lockup, which has held some of the world’s worst terrorists and drug lords. Suicides there are nearly unheard of.
“I was appalled to learn that Jeffrey Epstein was found dead early this morning from an apparent suicide while in federal custody,” Barr said in a statement.
“Mr. Epstein’s death raises serious questions that must be answered. In addition to the FBI’s investigation, I have consulted with the inspector general, who is opening an investigation into the circumstances of Mr. Epstein’s death,” Barr said.
I somehow doubt the investigation will be led by Robert Mueller or anyone on his team. I think the AG wants real facts on how this happened. As to the guards checking on the inmates?
At MCC, two jail guards are required to make separate checks on all prisoners every 30 minutes — but overnight, that procedure was not followed, a source told Reuters. Prisoners on suicide watch get checked every 15 minutes.
Epstein had been on a suicide watch, as I mentioned earlier, but had been removed. This was after he had been found in his cell with marks on his throat and barely conscious.
Epstein had inexplicably been taken off suicide watch despite an incident three weeks ago when he was found sprawled on the floor of his cell, nearly unconscious, and with injuries to his neck. Investigators were still probing whether the July 23 incident was a suicide attempt or an assault by a fellow inmate.
See why this is looking like a contract killing? Now as to who would have the motive to order the hit, well, the list is rather extensive.
One alleged victim, Virginia Giuffre, claimed Epstein forced her to sleep with Britain’s Prince Andrew, Democratic former Sen. George Mitchell of Maine, Democratic New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, investment banker Glenn Dubin and late longtime MIT professor Marvin Minsky.
Well, I think Minsky is in the clear. He’s nice and dead. As for the rest? Prince Andrew has MI6, Mitchell and Richardson probably have contacts in the black ops community and Dubin may know some mafia types. Of course, we know that none of them had anything to do with this, and Epstein probably did kill himself.
While it seems that Ms. Giuffre was not pimped out to Bubba Horndog, there is the rather unsettling information that he took rides on Epstein’s private jet, the Lolita Express, and actually ditched his Secret Service security detail. We all know that Bubba is not to concerned with the well being of women and sees them as objects to satisfy his carnal needs. His “wife” Felonia von Pantsuit has been cleaning up after him for decades. This puts the Clintons high on the list of “Who might have done it”. I think it’s safe to say that Bubba won’t be losing any sleep over Epstein’s demise.
Now I’m going to add one or to of my conspiracy theories. One thing that this has done was blow the Democrats plans to end the 2nd Amendment rights of the American people. This could be a cunning plan ginned up by the NRA to get the recent murders off the front pages and out of the memories of “The usual suspects. They would also be the last one’s you would think of when it comes to getting rid of Epstein.
There is also the possibility that one or more of the current crop of idiots running for the Democrat presidential nomination might have arranged it. President Trump sent out a tweet questioning the circumstances and both Booker and the fake Mexican O’Rourke promptly attacked him. In fact, it seems they had everything ready to go. Perhaps the two of them cooked up the idea and made a few calls.
This is the fun part of conspiracy theories. You don’t need to prove them, just get them out there. What is important is to find out how the heck Epstein died, and was it an actual suicide or was it murder? In any case, those guards on duty are going to be asked some very pointed questions regarding their conduct. An alien anal probe will seem like a fun thing to experience in comparison.
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