Good day all. As Govno Andrew Flaming Cuomo’s political career circles the drain, someone thought to ask what he would do for a place to live. It seems that, other then the Governor’s mansion, he doesn’t have a home of his own.
Flaming Cuomo, being the flaming idiot that he is, apparently hasn’t bothered to buy his own house, condo or rent an apartment. Obviously, he expects to be governor for life. Considering the current state of affairs, there is a good chance he will be out on the street in a few months. If that happens. He might literally end up in one of the homeless encampments in New York. Here is what Fox News has to say about things:
Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who is widely expected to face impeachment proceedings that could get him tossed from office — and his lavish digs at the Executive Mansion in Albany — seemingly has no other place to call home.
He does not own any property in his name, according to available public records. His last private residence was the four-bedroom Mount Kisco abode he shared with his ex, Sandra Lee, which was in her name. Cuomo moved out in 2019, and Lee sold the Colonial she called Lily Pond in 2020 for $1.85 million.
Well, I’m sure he has loads of friends who will be happy to let him couch surf for a bit.
Many of the embattled governor’s pals have abandoned him after Attorney General Letitia James released a report this week saying he sexually harassed current and former employees, but he does come from a close-knit and large family.
I know! Maybe he can live in his brother’s basement!
Younger brother, Chris, the CNN anchor, has a Hamptons retreat where he famously fled to the basement during a bout with COVID last year, even hosting his show from the cellar. He filmed his emergence for CNN, with footage showing him walking up the stairs in the family’s $2.9 million Southampton home.
Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa predicted Cuomo would go to his brother’s place on the East End.
“It will become like the Corleone compound in ‘The Godfather,'” he said. “Everyone checked coming in. Only Friends. No foes.”
I have a feeling that Govno Cuomo might not be to welcome by his brother, especially after he gets fired by CNN. I mean, what other job is Fredo Cuomo qualified for? Mopping floors? Tongue bathing cats? He might have to sell his place and move into a trailer park somewhere once this is all over.
If the governor doesn’t fancy living in the Hamptons, he could bunk at his 89-year-old year mother’s apartment on Sutton Place South. The post-war building has river views, but lacks the grandeur of the Queen Anne style Executive Mansion, which dates to 1856.
Somehow, I can’t see Flaming Cuomo wanting to move back in with Mom after all this time. He has a couple of sisters as well, and while they do support him in his time of troubles, do they really want their brother hanging around all day in his boxers and a bathrobe?
“Maybe he’ll live underneath the Gov. Mario Bridge,” quipped Andrew Giuliani, referring to the former Tappan Zee span Cuomo insisted be renamed for his dad. “That could be a possibility.”
I think that the best place for the hopefully soon to be former governor of New York would be in the Attica Correctional Facility with a nice roommate who thinks that Flaming Cuomo has a “Purty Mouth.” Personally, I don’t believe that flaming retard has even bothered to think about getting a realtor to help him find a place he can afford. Of course, after all the lawsuits and settlements, about all he will be able to afford will be a surplus World War Two pup tent.
***UPDATE***
It looks like Flaming Cuomo is going to need that pup tent far sooner then I expected. The slimeball has turned in his two weeks notice. More on that later.
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