Neocon GOP(e) warmongers declare war on Iran

Good day all. For decades, Iran has been committing acts of war on the United States. Occasionally, we show them the error of their ways, usually involving the application of high explosives. Recently, Iran has been using their terrorist proxy groups to shoot missiles at ships as well as attacking Israel from it’s Northern Border.

Israel has decided to deal with Iran on their own terms, and has been knocking off Iranian generals and other senior officials. For our part, we’ve been shooting down missiles and drones attacking commercial and navel shipping, but not much else. This has annoyed the “Usual Neocon” suspect and they are demanding we blow Iran off the map. Here are the details from the Daily Fetched:

South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham has urged Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin to blow parts of Iran “off the map.”

Graham told Austin not to show “weakness” and to clarify the U.S. red lines for a retaliatory attack.

Unless I miss my guess, firing on Iran isn’t something that worthless load of horseshit, Lloyd Austin can authorize. That has to come from that other worthless load of horseshit, Dementia Joe Biden.

On Wednesday, more missiles were fired by Iran-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen, the U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM)said.

Without Iran, there are no Houthis,” Graham told Fox News.

The Houthis are completely backed by Iran. I have been saying for six months now…hit Iran. They have oil fields out in the open, they have the Revolutionary Guard headquarters you can see from space. Blow it off the map.

If you really want to protect American soldiers, make it real to the ayatollah [that if] you attack a solider through a proxy, we’re coming after you.”

That is a war. While I’m not utterly opposed to mopping the floor with Iran, a few things need to be done beforehand. First would be the Congress of the United States issuing a declaration of war against Iran. I’m sure that is something Lindsey Graham is working on right now.

Second, we need a strategy. What are the goals? How do we determine that victory has been achieved? (I have a few personal ideas, but I don’t think the political class has the stomach for it) More importantly, how are we going to pay for this? Where are we getting the munitions that you and the other morons have shipped to the Ukraine and not bothered to replace?

Graham said Joe Biden and Austin are “failing our troops in the field,” despite the strikes.

I admire him, he is a patriot, but he is not doing a good job protecting the soldiers,” Graham said, referring to Austin.

Considering all the damage Austin has done to the United States military, I would call him many things. A patriot is not one of them.

I asked him a couple of months ago is there a red line? Would you tell our enemies publicly that if you kill an America we are coming after you?”

I can answer that question. There is no red line. Even if Iran were to smuggle a nuclear weapon into the United States and set it off. Biden would do nothing. Well, he might send them another $6 billion dollars.

The simple fact of the matter is, the American people will not tolerate another unwinnable war in the middle east. If we are going to deal with Iran, then it has to be done with finality. That means no nation building, no occupations for 20 years and no money on rebuilding the country.

If you want to go to war with Iran Graham, declare war, and then grab a rifle and hop a plane over there. Oh wait, I forgot. You’re a Neocon wimp. You have no problem with useless wars as long as your own pansy ass isn’t at risk. There is only one way to end Iran as a problem.

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Jefferson Selvy
Jefferson Selvy
4 months ago

My ideal war with Iran would have as its first phase the reduction of Tehran to a glowing parking lot. Preferably unlivable for the next five decades