Crooked lawyer Michael Cohen terrified that Trump might win

Good day all. While this POS needs no introduction, there may be one or two people who may not know that Michael Cohen was once a lawyer for President Trump. He also turned out to be as crooked as the year is long.


I won’t bother going over all the garbage this pathological liar spewed. He basically tried to lie his way out of jail by claiming he did all sorts of crimes at the behest of President Trump. While the Progressive Liberal Democrats lapped all this up, President Trump’s legal teams had something that Cohen didn’t. Documentation.

Of course, this hasn’t stopped corrupt Democrats from using Cohen to try and “Get Trump!” As we know, those attempts have all failed or backfired and now they’re resorting to “Other Means” to stop President Trump from winning the 2024 election. Now that there is a good chance that President Trump will be returning to the White House, Cohen is in a full blown panic. Here are the details from Fox News:

Donald Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen said he is preparing to leave the country and change his name in case his former boss wins back the White House. 

Cohen was Trump’s personal lawyer for many years, playing a key role in handling Trump’s legal matters, business dealings, and personal controversies. Their relationship soured after Cohen was charged and then pleaded guilty in 2018 to crimes including tax evasion, campaign finance violations, and lying to Congress. Cohen later cooperated with investigations into Trump, publicly testifying against him during Alvin Bragg’s hush money trial and becoming a vocal critic.

Juan Merchan, the corrupt New York judge in that case, should never have let Bragg put Cohen on the stand. Why? One of the things Cohen was convicted of was perjury. He lied under oath, repeatedly. This was one of the many, many reversible errors committed by Merchan in that case. However, this isn’t about that kangaroo court, it’s about that dirtbag, Michael Cohen.

On MSNBC’s “Deadline White House” Tuesday, Cohen was asked, “What do you think happens to you if he wins?”

“Well, I’m out of here,” he responded.

This could be a bit of a problem for Cohen. He is a convicted felon and I don’t think he’s fulfilled his legal requirements yet. This would mean that his passport has been taken from him and canceled.

“I’m already working on a foreign passport with a completely different name. I don’t know how it’s going to work as far as dealing with my wife and my children. I certainly don’t want them moving to where I’m looking to go,” he added.

“And the worst is the Supreme Court’s recent decision that gave him immunity, presidential immunity. Now, he thinks it’s not only is it I can do whatever I want, but I can’t even be prosecuted. It’s a get out of jail free card solely for the president.”

This idiot has just admitted that he is trying to acquire a passport from a different country under an assumed name. I have no idea how many crimes this “Criminal Mastermind” just admitted to breaking. It isn’t just American law he’s violating, I suspect that whatever country he’s trying to get a passport from might have a few issues with his plans.

“So you’re out of here. You leave the country,” Wallace pressed Cohen during the segment.

“I have no choice,” Cohen responded. 

What a moron. He obviously has no idea about how passports work. They all have RFID chips in them to help customs agents in different countries verify that the passport is genuine. If he somehow gets a foreign passport, it will probably get flagged pretty quickly. Then he will find out how other countries handle criminals.

I have no doubt that this egomaniac will not leave the United States. I don’t know what his financial resources are at the moment, (Frankly, I hope he’s dead broke), but living in a foreign country requires a lot of money. Cohen is just going to join a long list of clowns who say they will leave the country if President Trump wins who never do, even when offered plane tickets to go.

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One Response to Crooked lawyer Michael Cohen terrified that Trump might win

  1. Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution is another felony for his rap sheet.

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