Witches trying to cast spells on Donald Trump

Good day all. I’m not sure if this is serious or someone’s idea of a joke. It seems that some self-proclaimed witches are trying to cast spells against President Trump.


Granted, no one believes in witchcraft and spell casting outside of some rather “Interesting” individuals. While I have little doubt that when it comes to how certain herbs and other plants interact with the human body, when it comes to magic and casting a spell and expecting some sort of an affect? I don’t think so. Still, there are those who believe this is all real. (Just like there are people who think the 2020 election was perfect and secure) Here are the details on all this from ABC7 News:

Former President Donald Trump has frequently said his opponents lead politically-motivated “witch hunts” in hopes of destroying his chances at a second term in the White House.

I see what you did there.

In recent months, potential evidence has emerged that shows so-called witches discussing whether they should cast spells against Trump ahead of the 2024 presidential election — according to a post about “r/WitchesVsPatriarchy” on Reddit.

I was thinking of doing a freezer spell by writing Trump and Project 2025 (maybe also Trump supporters and GOP) on a piece of paper, sticking it into my Yoghurt drink bottle, drown it in water, and freeze it,” one person wrote in late July. “What do you think?”

I think you are off your rocker. Did you forget to refill your prescriptions again?

Some alleged witches supported the poster, with several saying “anyday is a good day for this verbal diarrhea space-occupying lesion to go away!”

I like the term “Alleged” used by ABC7 News in regards to these idiots claims that they control magic and have supernatural powers. These delusional sufferers of terminal TDS even have excuses on why their “spells” aren’t working on President Trump.

While many encouraged the poster, as well as shared their own spells against Trump, several said spells are just a waste of time because the Republican is seemingly untouchable.

In fact, one “witch” strongly advised against it, suggesting everyone practice spells in favor of Kamala Harris instead.

“I hate to say this, but don’t do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others. I wish it would work to bind him or do a freezer spell, but you will only be helping him.”

Hmm, I wonder if these “witches” might have really bad aim when it comes to their “Spell casting.” Harris is sinking rapidly and President Trump appears to be pulling ahead.

Some said certain spells just don’t seem to work as well against political figures “because they have a lot of energy around them.” Plus, one said, Trump has quite a few people praying for him.

“Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it’s difficult),” the “witch” wrote, also saying “freezing his supporters would be beneficial.

Oh this should be really amusing.

“Most of them are just civilians and wouldn’t have the same shielding,” according to the poster. “Like in Chess, wipe out each piece to get the King. As for Project 2025, I’m not sure, because it does have backing from pretty powerful groups, but it is only a concept that’s implementation hasn’t been fully coordinated beyond bleed-throughs in some laws, I’d suggest freezing it to be on the safe side though, and then shift focus to uplifting Kamala Harris’ campaign.”

It’s idiots like this that make me think we should consider repealing the 19th Amendment. They are obviously not competent to make complicated decisions, like what to have for lunch. I have a vague recollection of these losers announcing the same thing, that they were “Casting spells,” usually favoring the Democrats. I suspect this is due to their belief that the Republicans will burn them at the stake or something.

The reality is, of course, radically different. The Republican Party could not care less about what their beliefs are as long as they don’t harm others, especially children. Now the Democrats might be another matter. If they see these people as a potential threat to their power, they will come down on them like a collapsing building. Currently, they see these nuts as either harmless or useful. (Probably harmless) In the mean time, feel free to ignore them as I intend to from this point forward.

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3 Responses to Witches trying to cast spells on Donald Trump

  1. An Old Country Doctor says:

    I caught some TicToks last night where purported witches -NOT, one might notice WICCANS – were purportedly casting spells on DJT.

    Including one who was chanting in Spanish – was she a Bruja or a Santería Priestess? I have no idea.

    Wiccans, however, tend to practice with the limitation of Three Fold Return – what ever you cast on someone else, for good or ill, will return to you three times as strong.

    Wiccans casting positive for KH? maybe.

    not casting AGAINST DJT!

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