99% of the 99 percenters are idiots

And leave it to Human Events to demonstrate their idiocy. In this case, writers Lori Ziganto and Jenn Taylor paid a visit to the “We Are the 99 Percent” web site and offered a few choice comments to the posters.

The web site is a tumblr.com site and has a number of self portraits of complete losers showing just how big a bunch of losers they are. The very first post also happens to use the self portrait of a complete closet case who holds up a hand written sign that says:

My mother is drowning in debt so I can earn a degree that offers NO FINANCIAL SECURITY. I am the 99%

Much hilarity ensues when Ms. Taylor and Ms. Ziganto respond to this utter and complete waste of oxygen.

From Ditch the Coke Nail: Advice for the ’99 Percent’ Movement:

Dear Shameless in Seattle (or somewhere similar, most likely),

So, your story is that your selfish desire to study underwater basket weaving, Klingon, and queer musicology is drowning your mother in debt? Ever hear of a little something called shame? Or do they not teach that in your overpriced, masturbatory degree program?

Hey, jackass, how about giving a rat’s arse about your own mother? She should drown in debt so that you can continue with your unmarketable studies in navel gazing? What’s more, you’ve clearly mastered the art of being totally self-absorbed and no further studies in that concentration are necessary. Kudos, Doctor of Entitlement!

We’d bet cash money that you are totally against water boarding terrorists, but drowning your own mother so that you can mentally polish your bishop is hunky-dory, huh? You are a terrible son and a terrible human being. Man up, stop sucking at mommy’s increasingly shriveled teat, and get the hell off her lawn. If you want to study something with no financial security—say, tree-climbing or Oprah studies—do it on your own dime, leech.

And cut your hair; it looks absurd.

Do yourself a favor and head over and read the rest. Just be sure your mouth is empty, and cover your keyboard and monitor in clear plastic might be a good idea too.

Of course, not everyone is a complete and utter blockhead. Only 99% of them are. At the end of the article was this item:

When I was 17, I chose to attend an affordable state school in a village close to home even though I had been accepted to 2 “Ivy’s” and many of my friend were attending prestigious Universities around the country. My parents, who worked blue collar jobs, could not provide much support for my education so I chose state school knowing that I would have to pay the debt in full. I worked two jobs through college to make ends meet and networked constantly my junior and senior year to try to find work after school. The Monday after graduating with my “useless” communications degree, I started as an intern in IT at a local college, making minimum wage  doing work that was not related to major, but work nonetheless. After a year of showing up on time and doing my job, they hired me full time and I was awarded affordable health benefits and a retirement fund. Two years and no raises later, they offered to pay for my MBA through their program at the business school. In 2010, I bought my first car, a new toyota corolla with money that I’d saved for almost 5 years. In 2011, I bought my first house on my own after living on my own since college in a shared apartment — a $72K, 1 bedroom condo with mortgage payments that were affordable, even with my low income. Shortly after, I finished my MBA and I was promoted into a higher paying job that allowed me to make larger payments against my debt while continuing to live a modest life. I do not live with a great deal of luxury, but my life is the result of constant forethought and planning to secure comfortable means to live by. I do not not now, nor have I ever relied on anyone else to pay my way through life.

This young woman caused terrible upset to the writers. Please read on:

Dear Subversive Infiltrator,

How in the hell did you sneak in? This does not suit. You with your subversiveness and your infiltrating–how can the slacker whiners continue their mewing when you demonstrate the horrifying traits of personal responsibility and a good work ethic?

Not buying things that you can’t afford? Not leeching off your parents and driving them into debt? What kind of dark magic is this? You must be one of those evil Wall Street Fat Cats in disguise. People shouldn’t have to, you know, act responsibly and pay their own way. People shouldn’t have to succeed on their own merits nor plan ahead for their own futures. How can the 99 percenters tweet stuff about The Man ™ keeping them down from their oh-so-hip iPhones and such if you are speaking all truth to power in their FACE?

Fascist.

I have to agree. It’s people like that last woman who cause the collective IQ levels of the other 99% to actually go up a point. We can’t have that!

In order to reduce the IQ’s back to Moonbat levels, we present the following video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QZlp3eGMNI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Ahh, much better. I can feel my IQ levels dropping like a stone after that 10 minutes and 26 seconds of moonbattery.

Now if you will excuse me, I must submerge my head into an unflushed toilet and rinse out my brain.

Thank you.

~The Angry Webmaster~

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