The Great Obama Beatdown

Good day all. Last night was the first debate between Governor Mittens Romney and Barack “King Putt” Obama. To say that Obama had a bad night would be like saying the Titanic had a minor leak.

Now, I didn’t watch the debate last night. Instead I watch the Sons of Guns/Mythbusters crossover instead. I may have made an error. From what I’ve been reading this morning, there were bigger explosions on the Debate.

Romney came out fully prepared to answer questions and defend his record. Obama came out expecting one marshmallow question after the other. He had no clue what to say since he wasn’t allowed to have a TelePromTer. His body language came across as not wanting to be there at all. Romney came across as not only wanting to be there, but ready to beat on the SCoaMF’s record for the last fours years.

All Der Fubar could talk about was the same old discredited talking points he’s been using forever. He didn’t have one single original thing to say. At one point he begged, BEGGED Moderator Jim Lehrer to move on to another subject. It didn’t matter. Whatever subject that came up, Romney had answers and used them to smash Obama right through the floor, then jumped up and down on his broken body. All Obama had to say to anything, when you boil it all down is “What? ((Graphic from the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler))”

After the debate the spin started. The Romney crew was talking a mile a minute. The Obama camp couldn’t wait to get out of there. They knew Obama had FAILED MISERABLY YET AGAIN! His beating at the hands of Romney was so severe that even Chris “Tingles” Matthews couldn’t spin it to make Obama look good. The only person who even made the attempt was Rachel Maddow and I am told she just looked stupid. I’ve heard the entire staff at MSNBC has been placed on a suicide watch over this.

This debate is probably the first time people have really stopped and taken a look at Romney. Up until know, all they have seen are the lies and falsehoods put out by the Obama Steno Pool and Obama’s campaign ads. Now, they have had a chance to see what these two are really like and I suspect a lot of people are surprised. Romney looked presidential and informed with plans and ideas, Obama looked like a petulant, spoiled brat who really didn’t want to be there.

Now, this debate was for domestic policy. I understand the next one is supposed to deal with foreign policy. I’m sure that one will be even worse. Obama’s so called foreign policy has turned out to be an even bigger unmitigated disaster surpassing Jimmy Carter. We have the consulate in Benghazi being overrun and an ambassador and several others brutally killed by an offshoot of Al Qaeda, hundreds of Mexicans and several federal agents killed when Obama set up the Fast and Furious gunwalking disaster, (Another border agent was murdered a few days ago, No information on if this was another Obama gun), and of course the Arab Spring debacle.

I think the Romney camp is rubbing their hands with anticipation. I have a sneaking suspicion that King Putt is going to come down with a case of the flu or something. Either that or he will come out and completely overcompensate and come across as even more of an ass then he already is.

Personally, I can’t wait. I might even watch that one. Another disastrous debate like this one and Michelle Obama may as well start shopping around for moving companies.

As always, Remember in November!

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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