Good day all. This story came out last week and, as expected, was buried by the CommuNazi Propaganda department. What happened was yet another case of epic stupidity by a Progressive idiot.
This moonbat, by the name of Mark Bird, decided the best way to protest President Trump was to shoot himself.
Sadly, this clown managed to miss anything vital, such as his lungs or his heart. (He doesn’t have a functioning brain so that can’t be consider vital) Here are the details of this moonbat’s “Protest” from Fox News:
A College of Southern Nevada (CSN) sociology professor allegedly shot himself while on campus last month to protest President Trump, police said.
Mark Bird, a professor emeritus at CSN in Las Vegas, was found suffering from a self-inflicted gunshot wound on the morning of August 28, Richard Lake, a CSN spokesman, told Fox News. He was treated for the injury to his arm and was arrested, Lake said.
So numbnuts, in protest of President Trump not being President Felonia von Pantsuit decided that the best way to protest was shoot himself in the arm? And because he is a stupid progressive, he did it on school grounds in violation of a bunchaton of laws, not to mention common sense.
Bird was charged with carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, discharging a gun within a prohibited structure and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported.
But, But, But, he is a Progressive Antifa loving Trump protester! Everyone knows that those laws only apply to those evil raycist deplorable Trump voters.
In their report, police said Bird told them he shot himself near a campus bathroom to protest Trump, according to the Review-Journal. A $100 bill was also taped inside the bathroom with a note indicating it was “for the janitor,” the report said.
I suspect Professor Stupid couldn’t quite figure out that the proper way to shoot yourself is to put the end of the barrel in your mouth and then pull the trigger. The official term is “Suck starting a gun.” I gather the note was an apology to the janitor for making a mess when he blew his brains out. Obviously, he needn’t have bothered. All the janitor would have needed to do is patch the hole the bullet made in the wall as it passed through this idiot’s empty skull. As it is, the incompetent jerk missed even that target.
Bird was first hired at the school in August 1993 and still remains employed there, Lake said.
Why am I not surprised they haven’t canned his worthless ass? I don’t think he’s going to be back in class, filling young skulls full of mush with lead bad ideas.
The professor has a preliminary hearing for Sept. 17 in Las Vegas, according to the Review-Journal.
And, hopefully, he will be denied bail since he has proven he is a danger to himself and others. Perhaps, if he does make bail, he should try something more “Traditional.” Sit on the sidewalk, make sure no one is within 50 feet, pour a few gallons of gas all over yourself and then strike a match. It works for Buddhist monks.
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