Good day all. Once again, Thanksgiving has rolled around and the annual genocide of Meleagris gallopavo is underway. For those of you who can’t be bothered to learn anything involving science, we’re in the process of killing cooking and devouring a whole bunch of turkeys.
It is also the time we give thanks for the many things we have, as well as thanks for things we don’t have.
Dear Lord, I thank thee for your wisdom in not letting Felonia von Pantsuit become President in 2016.
I give thanks to thee for protecting our the greatest president of the 21st century, Donald J. Trump, from the evils of the Democrat party, The Robert Mueller investigation and the Main Stream media.
I thank thee for the great economy under President Trump, who has been working tirelessly for the American People. I give thanks to thee for all the people who, under the previous administration, had given up all hope of ever finding gainful employment.
I thank thee for allowing America to see the utter evil of the Democrat controlled House of Representatives in their drive to thwart your divine selection of President Trump, and provoking them to ever greater levels of incompetence and blind stupidity.
I thank thee for the wisdom you have granted to the Republican members of the House Intelligence Committee, who through careful investigation and purity of heart, have shown the American people the truth of the false accusations by the satanic minions of evil, Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff.
I thank thee for providing President Trump great protectors in the United States Senate who will, if required by the evil minions of Hell, bring forth justice and crush those who bear false witness against our Great and Noble President Trump.
I thank thee for providing the world with minds like that of Tom Kratman, who’s ability to confound the Progressive Liberal has provided so many with happiness and joy as he demonstrated to those very same Progressive Liberals what the literary words “Carpet bombing with thermonuclear weapons” means to those who have embraced the world of the Barking Moonbat.
I thank thee for Michael Z. Williamson, who you have gifted with the tools to drive the forces of darkness and evil in the lands of the Zuckerberg to levels of insanity not seen in recorded history. Yes, they constantly attempt to vanquish him with bans and blocks, but, thanks to the forces of light, the 1st and 2nd Amendments, they can not defeat him.
And finally, I give thanks to thee for providing the righteous with the ability to eat and enjoy real turkey and not that disgusting, evil, satanic pile of poo called “Tofurkey.”
May you all have a great Thanksgiving and for those of you who are deep frying a turkey, please do not emulate Day by Day’s Samantha Owens and lunch it into geosynchronous orbit.
Thatisall
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