Good day all. Since Operation Yoink was completed and Nicolas Maduro now cooling his heels in a New York jail, the Libtards around the world have been up in arms. Then President Trump returned to his idea of buying Greenland and the Globalist Moonbats went off the deep end.
One pair of idiots are Thomas Homer-Dixon and Adam Gordon. The wrote an Op-Ed in the Globe and Mail asserting that Canada needs to prepare for an American invasion. Here is what these clowns had to say:
Donald Trump promised that under his leadership the U.S. would eschew “nation building,” “forever wars,” “regime change,” and violent foreign engagements more generally.
Why yes, he did. Currently, the United States is not in any forever wars and we are generally trying to reduce our deployments overseas. He hasn’t been doing any regime change, although I suspect arresting Maduro counts as such to you. As to violent foreign engagements? We might have to discuss what you mean by that.
Yet since his second inauguration, he’s ordered military action in Syria, Yemen, Somalia and Iraq; bombed Iran’s nuclear weapons complexes; and blown up more than a score of boats allegedly carrying drugs in the Caribbean. In just the past two weeks, he has launched missiles against Islamic terrorists in northern Nigeria, declared that the U.S. was “locked and loaded” for another attack on Iran, and now decapitated Venezuela’s government.
Let’s take this apart shall we? The recent action in Syria was a response to some morons who attacked an American military unit. Until that happened, we were looking to pull out of Syria. Yemen has been firing missiles at American ships and into Israel. The first thing you need to remember is, “Never mess with America’s boats. It won’t end well.” As for going after Islamic terrorists, this is only because they keep being terrorists and murdering unarmed men, women and children who aren’t Muslims.
As for Iran, we will not let that lunatic regime have nukes under any circumstances. Do you know why? Because those goat raping lunatics will actually use them. They will only delay until they can put together enough warheads to his the United States, Israel and probably flip a few into Europe for good measure. Then there is the small detail that Iran keeps declaring war on the United States. President Trump took them at their word.
Regarding using the Narco-boats for target practice, we have decided that enough is enough and that we will do whatever it takes to keep that poison out of the United States. You don’t like that? Tough shit.
Now about Operation Yoink and the arrest of Maduro. There was no regime change. Maduro was already under indictment and this was just an arrest of a wanted criminal. If this had been a real regime change, the entire Venezuelan leadership would be under arrest or very dead. Instead, the vice president, who, like Maduro, wasn’t legally elected, has stepped into office as president, just the way it works in the United States if something happens to the President.
In this context, Canadians must acknowledge the real risk that Mr. Trump will use military coercion against our country.
It’s important to connect three recent data points. First, in his press conference on Saturday, Mr. Trump explicitly stated that the Venezuela operation’s aim was to secure access to the country’s oil.
No, actually, he didn’t. We don’t need Venezuela’s oil and if these morons had any clues whatsoever, they would know that Venezuela’s oil is “Sour” and requires specialized refining. We have refineries that can handle it because, America, but we don’t need it. The goal of Operation Yoink was to arrest Maduro and his wife on outstanding warrants.
Then, in an interview with The Atlantic on Sunday, he refused to rule out military action to seize Greenland – despite the fact that Greenland is a democracy and, through Denmark, a NATO member – saying, “We do need Greenland, absolutely.”
There is a less than zero chance that President Trump would use the Military and take Greenland by force. His goal is to buy it with the agreement of the people of Greenland. If, for some unknown reason, we were to actually invade and take Greenland, it would also mean transporting all the residents off the island and back to Denmark. It’s also not worth the trouble. But, please, feel free to entertain us with your delusions.
From Mr. Trump’s perspective, three dominant powers – Russia, China, and the U.S. – are establishing coercive hegemony in their respective domains. With its oil, minerals and water, Canada is a vital resource hinterland in the U.S.’s part of the map.
It would be nice to have, but not worth the trouble to go after. We also don’t need it. We have more than enough in the United States, once we get the Libtards out of the way so we can actually exploit those resources.
Second, the just-released U.S. National Security Strategy outlines the “‘Trump corollary’ to the Monroe Doctrine” and identifies U.S. “pre-eminence” in the Western Hemisphere as a main geostrategic objective.
In case you haven’t noticed, it’s called the Monroe Doctrine after James Monroe, the 5th president of the United States. We have been upholding that doctrine for 200 years. It’s not a recent idea.
But Canada can’t count on exclusion from the doctrine’s ambit. In the 1950s through the 1980s, when the U.S. intervened in Guatemala, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Chile, Nicaragua, Grenada, and Panama, it was looking south and treated us as more an irrelevancy than a vassal.
That’s because you are irrelevant. The Gulf of America and the Caribbean are, strategically, far more important then Canada is. About the only use for you, besides Maple Syrup and Canadian Bacon, is a location for early warning radars in case of ICBM attack, and even that is becoming less relevant these days.
In contrast, today the Trump administration has little affection for Canada, and it’s clearly concerned about geostrategic insecurities as far north as the high Arctic.
It’s not that we have little affection for Canada, it’s that we just don’t care about you all that much. Yes, the Arctic regions are important, and we have Alaska. We are looking to secure the arctic and it’s resources, yes. Do we need Canada? Not really.
Third and finally, nothing in international law protects Canada that shouldn’t have protected Venezuela. As a nation, we rely on exactly the same rules – the obligation to respect state sovereignty, the prohibition on use of force and the principle of non-intervention – for our own safety.
Ahh yes, the Libtards favorite phrase. International Law. Now Canada is, I believe, a signatory of the Rome Accords and accepts the authority of the International Criminal Court. We don’t and never have. The idea of international law is something cooked up by the Eurotrash to try and show that they are still relevant. They aren’t and haven’t been since the end of World War 2.
Now these to geniuses come up with a scenario where the United States would send in the military. Currently, the Province of Alberta, which is awash in resources like oil, is looking to break away from Canada. They’ve been treated like trash and serfs by the Progressive elites in Ottawa and have had enough. They are looking at a vote for independence. This is all accurate. What isn’t accurate is the scenario these to pinheads have dreamed up.
An independence referendum in Alberta – during which separatists receive a huge infusion of grey MAGA money – sees a majority vote to remain part of Canada, but with 30 per cent or more voting for separation.
Problem one. We aren’t going to spend a dime on a pro or anti independence vote. Now for problem two. The majority chooses to remain part of Canada. This is where these to stuck their heads into a bucket of Colombian Marching Powder and inhaled deeply, and repeatedly.
Mr. Trump declares the result is “fake” and that actual support for separation was “well over” 50 per cent. Alberta separatists then appeal to the U.S. for help, claiming various kinds of oppression. The U.S. moves troops to the northern Montana border and tells the rest of Canada that Alberta must be allowed to join America as the “51st state.”
That is not going to happen. Everyone generally believes that Canadian elections are generally honest and secure, perhaps more so then ours are. A number that high, provided the polls were pointing in that direction and not the other, would show that it was an honest vote. As to stationing troops in Montana? Not happening.
From what everyone who has been paying attention has been seeing, if Alberta breaks away, they really aren’t interested in joining the United States and quite frankly, I’m not sure we really want them. I do see the United States developing a close relationship with Alberta and working with them to develop their natural resources and creating a broad economic infrastructure. Going in with the military costs money.
These two stage IV terminal TDS sufferers then lay out their ideas for “Protecting” Canada from President Trump. Basically they are calling on the Canadian government to ramp up the military, institute a draft…excuse me National Service, and making alliances with countries like Taiwan, Finland, the Baltic States and Mexico.
First, making a defense alliance with Taiwan wold really tork off the People’s Republic of China. Mexico is essentially a failed Narco state run by the Drug Cartels. Finland is going to look at today’s Canada and basically go “Thanks, but no thanks.” Then they come up with this gem regarding “International Law.”
We should aim to marshal a global consensus that such flagrant violations of international law are unacceptable and will bring the U.S. costly reputational harm, as has been true for Russia – harm that will only grow exponentially if the U.S. repeats such actions in Canada or elsewhere.
As usual, these progressive retards think that there is such a thing as International Law. What are they going to do? Go whine to the United Nations? Try and impose Sanctions on the United States? Would you care to guess who would be hurt by those sanctions? Here’s a hint. It won’t be the United States.
“Running” Venezuela – whatever that means – will almost certainly not work in the longer term, as the country fractures or rallies against the U.S.; and elsewhere in the world, China might use the action against Venezuela as a license to attack Taiwan.
We aren’t running Venezuela. We have no troops in Venezuela. We are, I assume, working to restore the rule of law, the democratic process and get a legitimate government in place, once chosen by the Venezuelan people. By the way, you are aware that Maduro and his thugs lost the last election, but stole the election and stayed in office anyway? Somehow, I doubt that you do. As for China invading Taiwan, they don’t need a “License.” If they decide the time is right, they will do it anyway. There won’t be any discussions, just a massive missile barrage and then an invasion.
But whatever surprises are in store, one fact is certain: our neighbour’s autocratic and avaricious leader is demonstrably eager to use his country’s massive military power to advance his interests. We must get ready.
I do so love how you see yourselves as being important. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but no one wants Canada. You aren’t all that important to us. When we think about Canada, it’s usually hockey and the Stanley Cup. But please, continue with your delusions Mr. Homer-Dixon and Mr. Gordon. We can always use a good laugh.
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