Obama goes to the UN

Or, A fool takes Manhattan. (And no I don’t mean the Muppets ((The Muppets)). They’re actually competent compared to the SCoaMF) Today Obama addressed the United Nations, and as you might expect, said a whole lot that means pretty much nothing.

As you might expect, King Putt’s campaign stop United Nations address dealt with a number of issues facing the world. Here are some of the details, (With pithy remarks by yours truly) from Fox News:

President Obama, speaking to world leaders at the U.N. General Assembly Tuesday, vowed the U.S. “will do what we must” to prevent Iran from gaining a nuclear weapon — calling this a threat to Israel’s existence.

Translation: “Hey Ahmadinejad! No need to rush, I’m not going to do a thing to stop you. Feel free to nuke Israel at your convenience.”

“Make no mistake: a nuclear-armed Iran is not a challenge that can be contained,” Obama said. “It would threaten the elimination of Israel, the security of Gulf nations, and the stability of the global economy. It risks triggering a nuclear-arms race in the region, and the unraveling of the non-proliferation treaty. That’s why a coalition of countries is holding the Iranian government accountable. And that’s why the United States will do what we must to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon.”

Hey bonehead! There’s already an arms race in the region. In case you hadn’t noticed, Pakistan has 100+ nuclear weapons, mostly aimed at India. India has a bunch, mostly aimed at Pakistan with a few pointing at China. Israel? They have at least 200 warheads some on IRBM’s ((Intermediate-range ballistic missile)) some on cruise missiles and some to be carried on bombers.

The president reiterated that he wants to resolve the issue “through diplomacy” but the time for doing so “is not unlimited.”

Nope it isn’t. Iran has until January 20^th to blast Israel off the map, unless Axelrod and the Obama Steno Pool manage to steal the election, then you have 4 years to complete your WMD’s ((Weapon of mass destruction)).

The president went on to restate his administration’s support for the Arab Spring, calling it a “season of progress.”

But he said the recent violence and unrest is indicative of the difficulties along the way. “True democracy — real freedom — is hard work,” he said.

Translation: “My pals in the Muslim Brotherhood haven’t taken over all the middle east countries yet.”

“It is time to leave the call of violence and the politics of division behind,” Obama said. “On so many issues, we face a choice between the promise of the future, or the prisons of the past. And we cannot afford to get it wrong. We must seize this moment. And America stands ready to work with all who are willing to embrace a better future.”

Translation: “Hurry up and take over already. I have lots of American dollars to send you as tribute.”

King Putt took several minutes to promise to pass and enforce blasphemy laws blaming a stupid video for all the violence in the Islamic world and continuing the lie that this film was the cause of all the problems. Here are a few quotes from CNSNEWS:

“In every country, there are those who find different religious beliefs threatening; in every culture, those who love freedom for themselves must ask how much they are willing to tolerate freedom for others,” Obama told the United Nations.

Once again, King Putt misses the mark. We have freedom of speech and religion in the United States. In the Middle East, (Excepting Israel), it doesn’t exist. You WILL worship a rock in in Mecca 5 times a day and keep your mouth shut. Otherwise, you will be killed.

“That is what we saw play out the last two weeks, as a crude and disgusting video sparked outrage throughout the Muslim world,” he said. “I have made it clear that the United States government had nothing to do with this video, and I believe its message must be rejected by all who respect our common humanity. It is an insult not only to Muslims, but to America as well–for as the city outside these walls makes clear, we are a country that has welcomed people of every race and religion. We are home to Muslims who worship across our country. We not only respect the freedom of religion–we have laws that protect individuals from being harmed because of how they look or what they believe. We understand why people take offense to this video because millions of our citizens are among them.

Of course, the only religion Obama seems to care about is Islam. Why don’t you ask other religious organizations what they think of Der Fubar’s mandates that they provide contraception, sterilization and abortion services no matter what their faith says.

“I know there are some who ask why we don’t just ban such a video,” said Obama. “The answer is enshrined in our laws: our Constitution protects the right to practice free speech.”

Translation: “We’re working on it. Just wait until after I’m reelected and then I can hang anyone who speaks out against me and anyone else I like.”

Like me, the majority of Americans are Christian, and yet we do not ban blasphemy against our most sacred beliefs. Moreover, as President of our country, and Commander-in-Chief of our military, I accept that people are going to call me awful things every day, and I will always defend their right to do so. Americans have fought and died around the globe to protect the right of all people to express their views – even views that we disagree with.”

Translation: “I have Attorney General Eric Holder working on arresting people like Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Ed Morrissey, Michelle Malkin, Emperor Misha I and that annoying twerp known as The Angry Webmaster. That last one is a real pain in my butt, Allah be praised.”

“I know that not all countries in this body share this understanding of the protection of free speech,” said Obama.

Try almost none of them numbnuts.

“More broadly, the events of the last two weeks speak to the need for all of us to address honestly the tensions between the West and an Arab World moving to democracy,” said Obama.

First off SCoaMF, they are NOT moving towards democracy and never have been. The Arab world is still a tribal, family based system and utterly corrupt.

“Just as we cannot solve every problem in the world, the United States has not, and will not, seek to dictate the outcome of democratic transitions abroad, and we do not expect other nations to agree with us on every issue. Nor do we assume that the violence of the past weeks, or the hateful speech by some individuals, represents the views of the overwhelming majority of Muslims–any more than the views of the people who produced this video represent those of Americans.”

Actually Moron, we can dictate to the Arab world. It’s actually quite easy. Let’s start with Egypt. All you need to do is say “Hey, that’s a really nice dam you have there. Be a damn shame if something bad were to happen to it.” If the Egyptians continue to annoy us. Drop a small nuke behind the dam and just flush out everything in the Nile River valley.

As to the majority not supporting the views of the RIFs? Sure they do, otherwise they would have come done on them long ago. Look at the United States. Granted, you really don’t understand Americans, considering you grew up in a Muslim country, but I’ll try and explain it to you. We don’t tolerate extremists like those in Muslim countries. Sure, they can protest and make themselves annoying, but the moment they resort to violence, (other than in self defense), we all come down on them. This is one reason you don’t see abortion clinics being burned down and those doctors who perform abortions being slaughtered. Yes, it has happened, and those that did it were tried, and if the case was proven, convicted and sentenced to prison terms.

Of course, you can’t understand this. In your mind, as well as the minds of those moonbats you surround yourself with, there really isn’t any difference between the Untied States and your typical Arab third world hellhole. Morally, as far as you are concerned, we’re all the same.

I want to thank you for utterly humiliating the United States yet again. I have no doubt that Jimmy Carter is proud of your “accomplishments.” After all, he just screwed up Iran. You’ve managed to take out at least a half dozen so far. I can’t imagine what you’ll manage to accomplish of you get a second term. I really can’t. I don’t think we can take a nuclear war off the table, and that would be a real feather in your cap. The president who, through his own incompetence, blew up a third of the planet.

All I can say is, you need to go and a permanent Hajj to Mecca. At least then you’ll be out of our hair.

Remember in November!

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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