Mad Maxine for President!?!

Good day all. Representative, (Of stupid people), Maxine Waters has been screeching like a harpy ever since President Trump won the election. She was demanding that he be impeached before he even took office. Why? Because he wasn’t Felonia von Pantsuit, and Mad Maxine is dumber than dirt.

Mad Maxine, over the last year, has done nothing but throw gasoline on the flames, and recently started calling for physical attacks on members of the Trump administration. She was finally called to heel by the CommuNazi party for this. Her response? In typical Mad Maxine, she called anyone who opposed anything she said a racist, and had her dumber supporters write in complaining about the CommuNazi party’s racist attacks on Mad Maxine. Since they were written in crayon, the party leadership took them very seriously.

This has led a columnist in the Los Angeles Daily News to wonder if the CommuNazis could be stupid enough to select Mad Maxine Waters as their candidate for the 2020 presidential election. In an opinion piece by John Phillips, Mr. Phillips poses just that question.

California Congresswoman Maxine Waters could become the Democratic nominee for president in 2020.

California Congresswoman Maxine Waters could become the Democratic nominee for president in 2020.

Dude, that’s some really powerful dope you’re using there.

Ok, let me blow into a breathalyzer, take a drug test and get psychologically evaluated before I say it a third time: Maxine Waters could be the Democratic nominee for president in 2020.

How is it possible that a radical congresswoman, who was just called “un-American” by the leadership of her own party for encouraging viral confrontations with Trump administration officials, could win the presidential nomination of a major American political party?

My guess would be the zombie apocalypse. What’s your reasoning?

It’s easy. Mad Max is the only one dancing to the beat of the “Resistance,” and her album is about to go platinum.

Dude, I think you need to get out of Kalifornistan and take a look around. Mad Maxine’s “Support” is very narrow. She might get 1 percent of the vote, if that much nationally, but please, continue.

Consider this, after musical icon Prince died in 2016, we learned a bunch of fascinating tidbits about the reclusive singer, including the fact that he had a wildly competitive rivalry with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Apparently, Prince’s low opinion of M.J. stemmed from the fact that he thought that Jacko’s lyrics were low-brow.

Michael Jackson, on the other hand, was less concerned with the lyrics, and more concerned with the beat. He felt that if people got into the beat of a song, the lyrics were almost irrelevant. As it turns out, more music fans care about the beat than the lyrics.

A lot more fans.

To date, Michael Jackson has sold more than 750 million albums worldwide, compared to Prince’s 100 million.

There is no comparison.

I would argue that. I detested both of them. I will say, crazy as Jackson was, (And he was bughouse nuts), he understood that his customers were priority one. From what I know of Prince, (Which is, thankfully, almost nothing), he tended to have nothing but contempt for his customers.

The same rules apply to the world of politics. If you don’t believe me, go back to the 2016 Republican primary.

Ok, I take it you’re referring to the blowout of the Juan Ellis Bush campaign, among others?

Many of the 17 major candidates in the race understood the “lyrics” of the race just fine. Whether you’re talking about former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, or Texas Sen. Ted Cruz … all of them said and did the right things, and even dressed the part.

I would argue that premise. Not one of them understood what was going on in the country. They totally missed how furious Americans are at the porous borders, the constant attempts to give amnesty to flat out criminals and shipping all of our jobs overseas. Still, this is your column. Please proceed.

However, only one candidate understood the “beat” of the electorate: Donald Trump.

We agree here. Donald Trump was not part of the Uniparty Establishment and actually paid attention to what was happening in America. The GOP(e) types were totally out of touch and simply listened only to their donors. Juan Bush will be forever known as the candidate that blew $100 million dollars and won almost nothing. The Bush’s failed to understand that we weren’t going to allow another failure into the Oval Office from that clan of clowns.

Pundits were quick to call him a reality show buffoon, and write him off as a shameless self-promoter who had exactly zero chance at winning the election.

And where are those pundits now? Most of them are on the ash heap of punditry history, desperately trying to become relevant again. At least one had the common decency to drop dead. To paraphrase Winston Churchill: “Never in the history of mankind have so many gotten so much, so wrong.”

It didn’t matter that then-candidate Trump was using salty language, or challenging Republican orthodoxies in any number of ways — he understood the mood and frustrations of the electorate better than anyone in the race.

That he certainly did. He was also, and still is, an unabashed supporter of the United States of America, unlike all the other globalist dweebs who think the United Nations and the European Union are the way to go.

He didn’t need to back the Brinks truck to the loading dock outside the offices of overpaid consultants, to know that the American people were furious over illegal immigration and believed the U.S. was getting screwed in our trade deals with other countries. He just knew it.

On the Democratic side of the aisle, I challenge you to find a politician or media personality who has better expressed the anger, frustration and rage of the “Resistance” better than Maxine Waters.

Are you kidding? The “Resistance” are a bunch of ignorant, spoiled jerks who think they are owed something because they are breathing. They are seeing their dreams of free stuff forever and no responsibility for their actions being washed away. Most Americans hold them in utter contempt.

Nope, the woman who is the biggest rock star with liberals right now is Auntie Maxine. And since she gets their beat, they don’t care if her lyrics are profane or off key.

They will when they start getting shot. This is what a lot of people either can’t see or refuse to see. The radical left is finally showing their true colors. They want a socialist state. They have been spoon fed socialist pablum from Marxist university professors for decades and they will not learn that socialism can never work.

Since most people in this country do see, they reject socialism. They have looked at the old Soviet Union, Cuba, and more recently, Venezuela for examples of the abject failure of socialism. The problem here is that Antifa, Black, (And no one else’s), Lives Matter and “Resist” refuse to learn. They think that the failures were due to the wrong people trying to implement it.

Since no one is listening to them, they are becoming more and more violent. That violence is being rejected by most Americans on both sides of the spectrum. So if you think the CommuNazis will allow Mad Maxine to represent them, you need to put down the crack pipe.

So, let me say it one final time: it is very possible that in the summer of 2020, Maxine Waters could be the Democratic nominee for president.

And if, by some miracle, this happens, she will lose 47-50 states. Never mind that she will be somewhere north of of 80 in 2020 and likely to die in office. Mad Maxine is so divisive that all she will achieve is a full blown civil war. As I’ve mentioned before, all it’s going to take is some of her minions physically attacking either one of President Trump’s people or one of his supporters, and one or more of the targets of the attack pulling a gun and firing, for Mad Maxine’s career in politics to come to a sudden end.

At best, she would be expelled from the House of representatives. At worst? Criminally charged with Felony Murder, conspiracy and incitement. I would say that she needs to start pulling back, but she’s both riding the tiger and she is dumber then most stumps. She actually believes the crap she’s spewing. Being the nominee for the CommuNazis in 2020? I have a better shot at it.

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