The Great Panicdemic of 2020: Banning Thanksgiving

Good day all. As we approach our annual day of devouring poultry, drinking mass quantities of adult beverages and watching football games, we have a number of governors who still think they’re Absolute Monarchs and not administrators of their states. Now they are banning Thanksgiving.

The Great Panicdemic of 2020 is going to go down in history as the greatest seizure of power in the hands of a few in American history. One political party in particular has really put the screws to liberty, freedom and the Constitution of both their states and the United States. Now they have decided that people going to friends and families homes for Thanksgiving shall be outlawed. Here are some of the details from Fox News:

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee will implement new sweeping restrictions on businesses and activities as the state reported over 2,000 cases a day over the weekend and average coronavirus cases in the state have doubled in the past two weeks.

This spike puts us in a more dangerous a position as we were in March,” Inslee said during a press conference Sunday. “And it means, unfortunately, the time has come to reinstate restrictions on activities statewide to preserve the public’s well-being, and to save lives. These were very difficult decisions that have very real consequences to people’s livelihoods. I recognize that and don’t take those impacts lightly, but we must act now and act quickly to slow the spread of this disease.”

I’m not at all surprised that Inslee is turning the state of Washington into a giant prison. He managed to win reelection. (Whether or not it was an honest election, I can’t say) However, I think it may be time for people to tell him to shove his orders where the sun doesn’t shine, sit on them and rotate. In other words, flat out ignore him.

Next we have Michigan and Wretched Gretchen Whitmer. She’s already been slammed by the courts, but appears to be ignoring them. She too has issued a diktat that Thanksgiving is to be essentially rendered illegal. Here are those details from the Detroit Metro Times:

Thanksgiving is canceled — if your plans included a gathering of more than two households, that is. As coronavirus cases surge in Michigan and much of the rest of the United States, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced new epidemic orders, including a ban on gatherings of more than two households, and urged families to limit interactions with only one other household for the next three weeks.

“If you are considering spending Thanksgiving with people outside of your household, I urge you to reconsider,” Whitmer said during a Sunday press conference. “As you consider your options for next week, I urge you to make the difficult, but right choice, because it’s ultimately going to be in the long-term benefit of everyone that you love,” she added.

The order goes into effect at midnight on Wednesday, Nov. 18.

The problem with Wretched Gretchen’s diktats is that they are now being routinely ignored. The local police and sheriff’s departments have said they will not enforce her orders. Considering that she’s lost pretty much every case brought against her, you would think it would sink into her thick head that maybe she’s gone to far? You would think incorrectly.

Next we have the People’s Republic of Vermontistan. The governor of Vermont is a Republican, allegedly, however he rules just like any other Progressive Liberal Democratic CommuNazi. He too has decreed that there will be no Thanksgiving this year. Here are those details from WCAX 3:

Some Vermonters are quickly changing their Thanksgiving Day plans after Governor Phil Scott’s new ban on multi-household gatherings. Governor Scott says since October, 71 percent of the cases associated with an outbreak are linked to a private party or social gathering.

I know it’s difficult, but we need Vermonters to avoid getting together socially with those outside their households so we can slow the record growth we’re seeing and keep each other safe,” said Scott in a social media post.

Of course, since Vermont is populated by moonbats, they are all just fine with surrendering their rights. After all, it’s just a holiday where “White supremacist colonists slaughtering the proud and environmentally friendly indigenous people celebrate their crimes.” (That was sarcasm in case you missed it)

Then we have Kalifornistan and Emperor Gavin the 1st. He too has decreed that none shall have fun or be with friends and family. In addition, all singing is hereby forbidden. Here are those details from Life News:

If you live in California, Thanksgiving is going to look a lot different this year, and be a lot less fun. The California Department of Public Health released its new guidelines for Turkey Day, and each rule is more insane than the last. See below for some of the more outlandish guidelines that Californians will have to comply with next month as they try to kick off the holiday season.

All gatherings must include no more than three households, including hosts and guests, and must be held outdoors, lasting for two hours of less.

The longer the duration [of the gathering], the risk of transmission increases,” the statement noted.

Gatherings that occur outdoors are significantly safer than indoor gatherings. All gatherings must be held outside. Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized,” the statement added. (Newsweek)

And why is this tyrant issuing these orders? (Besides the fact that he is a tyrant of course)

The guidelines come as Gov. Newsom reports that COVID cases and hospitalizations in California are trending up “slightly” and the 7-day positivity rate is also experiencing “modest” increases.

That’s not even the most nonsensical part. The guidelines also advise Californians to avoid “singing, chanting, and shouting.” In fact, they advise against any physical activity whatsoever.

Singing, chanting, shouting, and physical exertion significantly increases the risk of COVID-19 transmission because these activities increase the release of respiratory droplets and fine aerosols into the air,” the statement said. “Because of this, singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged.”

One thing all these governors have in common is their belief that central control of everything is the only way to make sure things work. They also believe that only they know what’s best for everyone, and people can not be trusted to make their own decisions. They also don’t believe that the rules they want to impose on everyone else apply to themselves.

This might be the straw that breaks the camels back as it were. Many people are already starting to ignore these flat out unconstitutional executive orders, and in many cases, law enforcement isn’t going to enforce them. If you live in one of these slave states, or frankly in any state where a governor thinks his rule is law, it’s time to ignore them and go and have a good time with your family and friends. I plan to.

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