Pathological liar to deliver the State of the Union address

Good day all. Tonight President* Joe Bumbles Dementia Biden will deliver the State of the Union address to Congress and America. I have no plans on watching it. Frankly I would rather have a colonoscopy done with an electric drill and a fire hose then watch the dribble he is going to spew forth.

First, he will lie about economy. Then he will lie about inflation. This will be followed by lies about the border and immigration. Then he will lie about the Chinese Spy Balloon. For any problems that he admits to, he will blame President Trump, Republicans, Trump supporters and Fox News.

I expect he will again go off script and say something incredibly stupid, racist and/or sexist. If there are any 11-13 year old girls in the crowd, and he sees them, he will probably say something that isn’t just inappropriate, but would get anyone else beaten by the girls parents.

He will probably use the “Ultra MAGA” phrase again, completely failing to understand that it has been co-opted by the very people he is attacking. He will also call for banning guns, ammunition and claim that the 2nd Amendment doesn’t mean what it says, and then go on to say that the Constitution isn’t absolute.

Now the questions to ask will be, just how many times will he lose his place, read instructions on the teleprompter thinking they are part of his script, or get lost trying to leave the podium? I understand that they have put Fort Pelosi back up, allegedly as a security measure. In reality, it’s there in case Dementia Joe wanders off again.

The only words I want to hear from that worthless corrupt liar is:

“I am announcing that effective immediately, I am resigning from the Office of president. The reasons I am doing so are, I was not actually elected, the Democrat Party stole the election. I am also losing what few marbles I have left, and I also sold secrets through my son Hunter to foreign powers. Thank you and good night.”

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