Good day all. Today is Thanksgiving in America. Normally we would all be heading off to friends and families to cruelly devour the cooked corpses of Meleagris gallopavo, usually with cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes and gravy.
However, this year is different. Thanks to the Great Panicdemic of 2020, and the totalitarian power grabs by a number of governors, people are being told that visiting friends and relatives is now “VERBOTEN!” on pain of arrest. Of course, there are quite a few people who are telling their governors who are issuing these diktats to stuff them in the same place bread crumbs are stuffed in a turkey, sit on it and rotate.
I intend to visit my sister and all the others in my family as I do every year. I encourage you to do the same. It is that time of year when we put the summer behind us and get ready for winter, and the best way is to eat to much. The turkey’s are getting ready as well.
Besides, people want to put up their Christmas decorations, and some, as usual, have started far to early.
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