Tag Archives: Cocaine Mitch

Cocaine Mitch McConnell’s wife allegedly worked for CCP organizations

Posted on September 15, 2026 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Senator Mitch McConnell, aka Cocaine Mitch, aka Mitch the Turtle, has been MIA from the senate for several months due to some sort of medical mishap. McConnell is also married to Elaine Chao and has been for … Continue reading →

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Where’s Mitch McConnell? The Country wonders

Posted on July 19, 2026 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. I wrote this before Cocaine Mitch sent out his AI generated Proof of Life photo. Several weeks ago, Senator Mitch McConnell was found unconscious in his home, apparently after suffering a heart attack. Since then, there has … Continue reading →

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Once again, Cocaine Mitch McConnell shows that he hates America

Posted on December 14, 2024 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. The current senate minority leader, Cocaine Mitch McConnell, will be stepping down when the new congress is seated next January. He won’t be missed. McConnell has long demonstrated that the only thing he has ever really cared … Continue reading →

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Cocaine Mitch announces his support for Transnational globalism

Posted on August 15, 2024 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Senate Minority leader, Mitch McConnell, has announced he is stepping down from his leadership post next year. This is probably his last term as he’s older then the Earth. While the Uniparty is sad that he’s on … Continue reading →

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