Tag Archives: Mitch McConnell

Where’s Mitch McConnell? The Country wonders

Posted on July 19, 2026 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. I wrote this before Cocaine Mitch sent out his AI generated Proof of Life photo. Several weeks ago, Senator Mitch McConnell was found unconscious in his home, apparently after suffering a heart attack. Since then, there has … Continue reading →

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Once again, Cocaine Mitch McConnell shows that he hates America

Posted on December 14, 2024 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. The current senate minority leader, Cocaine Mitch McConnell, will be stepping down when the new congress is seated next January. He won’t be missed. McConnell has long demonstrated that the only thing he has ever really cared … Continue reading →

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McConnell finally takes the hint and is stepping down

Posted on February 28, 2024 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. This story just broke, so the 72 hour rule applies. Cocaine Mitch “Brainfreeze” McConnell has announced he is stepping down as the minority leader in the Senate.

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Mitch McConnell being encouraged to step down after his brain freeze

Posted on August 3, 2023 by Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Recently, Senate Minority Leader Cocaine Mitch McConnell suffered what people are calling a brain freeze. Basically, his brain locked up and he had to leave a press conference for a few minutes.

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